its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me
oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?
oh my fucking god is that what just happened

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its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me
oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?
oh my fucking god is that what just happened
bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches
the thing about “spotify doesn’t pay artists” is like… we have come to the point where the legal and most common method of music consumption does as much to “help” artists as just pirating their stuff lol. it’s not like a moral issue to use spotify like truly feel free to pay money for algorithmic convenience, just as long as people are aware that the only way to /actually/ support artists is to directly give them money. like go to shows,buy merch, chuck $10 at their bandcamp type give them money. congrats to piracy for winning the war on piracy etc
the fact that one of the founding fathers of 90s drag king culture is named mo b. dick.. peace and love on planet earth
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Absolutely love how every self-respecting latino despises with all their souls the word “Latinx”, to the point even our progressives do so too since it completely undermined their efforts for a true gender-neutral language in the form of the -e suffix, as everyone feels it’s something Americans forced upon us without never asking, which is actually what happened.
Seriously, fuck Latinx, all my panas and parceros hate Latinx, do not support that denomination rooted in racism and imperialism!
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Latinos all around twitter:
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No nos llamen Latinx, por el amor a Dios.
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I really liked the phrase "new white man's burden" I think it sums it up pretty well.
ABOUT DAMN TIME. if you want to use gender neutral language, use latine(s). you know, a word that actually fits in with the spanish language. or just latino(s). latinos is fine. people who don’t speak spanish don’t understand that our grammar doesn’t work the way english does, and that latinos has been used as a gender neutral word for ages so THERE
“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)
i love you guillermo del totoro
[ID: Four gifs of Guillermo del Toro in an interview. He says, “I think the sublime confusion is from 19 to 29. You think you are late for everything, you’re a has-been, nothing is happening, there’s no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you’re 30.” /end ID]
He once gave a class in Guadalajara and said “Ustedes los jóvenes están en la edad exacta de la desesperación. Yo nunca me sentí más acabado y viejo que a los veintitantos. Decía ‘ya me pasó la vida y no hice nada’. Pero estoy aquí para decirles que no: tienen un chingo de tiempo”
Which translates to “You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I’d say ‘life has passed me by and i did nothing’. But i’m here to tell you that’s not true: you have a lot of fucking time”
Bro I just turned 30 and I fucking love it. 20’s are a fucking mess no matter what.
Parents please check your kids candy this Halloween. I found the old warrior cats website in my kid’s candy bar
me, rewatching my favourite media for the hundredth time: it’s about the comfort. it’s about the nostalgia. it’s about lacking the necessary emotional bandwidth to take in and process new things in this year of our lord 2021
#the final ‘nine-nine!!!’
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"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop
"womens section"... more like where the hot men shop
"soup section"... more like where's the clothes
Why would you fuck Adam sandler
it was on my bucket list
Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?
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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it
some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows
Bonus:
lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive
This is Juniper the sheep. She is almost a year old and loves animal crackers and snuggles. She is very proud of her name and often goes by June Bug or Junie B Jones (the B stands for it B like that sometimes)
I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH
My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing
Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep
Are you going to any protests?
It’s sure an incredible coincidence that this anon with this exact same wording is getting sent to so many people, officer
In case any of y’all haven’t heard by now, don’t answer anything like this. Don’t brag about your actions online. You don’t need the spotlight, don’t trade your safety for a few good boy points
OH MY FUCKING GOD Y’ALL ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Some common questions in the reblogs/notes:
Q: Why shouldn’t we all say yes? They can’t arrest all of us!
A: They don’t need to arrest all of us. They only need to pick up the easiest victims, and statements like that are valuable “evidence.” Are you the easiest target? Maybe. Maybe not. But it’s definitely someone. A lot of people in social media are literal children, teens, lgbtq, poc, or disabled. Don’t tell them to make themselves targets for “the good of everyone.”
Q: Does it help to lie about fake protests? Like to throw them off the trail/waste their time?
A: No. At best, you are still creating ‘evidence’ against yourself with the added charge of “interfering with police in the course of their duty.”*** At worst, all of that PLUS the people at the fake location will not be prepared to face the sudden invasion. This question highlights a common misinterpretation of Sun Tzu’s precepts of deception:
“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.” ― Sun tzu, The Art of War
This does not necessarily mean “Blatantly lie about where you are.” That can have terrible consequences for innocent victims, not to mention the confusion you risk sowing among your own people (i.e. someone sees your post about a fake protest and actually shows up thinking it’s real, thus making themselves a lone target). Sun Tzu’s statement can have many interpretations depending on the situation; in this situation, appear inactive. Simply refuse to answer the question. It is, as OP stated, bait.
***Relevant side note: if you aren’t using a VPN or end-to-end encryption in your online presence, you need to protect yourself. This is not only relevant purely to police action, it is relevant to everything on the internet that wants to commodity, rob, or otherwise hurt you.
1. Top Free VPN services
2. VPN comparison (free or paid) by a security expert
3. Personal Cyber Security Checklist
4. Terms of Service, Didn’t Read (an extension to help you deal with shady user agreements)
5. List of Free AND secure email providers (stop using Gmail, stop using Gmail, please stop using Gmail)
6. Have I Been Pwned (check if your email and/or password has been sold on the standard commercial lists sold to businesses, authorities, hackers, literally anyone who is willing to shell out 20 cents for it)
7. List of password managers to help you change all your passwords to high security nonsense without forcing you to remember them all (be wary of any company based in a country in the Five Eyes, Nine Eyes, or 14 Eyes coalitions)
Thank you so much for addressing all this. Though as for online anonymity, a better option is Tor Browser
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