Dumb Bitch Energy

30 trans woman we can do better this time p.s. i post horny shit a lot idgaf

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[parawyrm]

@madnessbrainworms pointing at you

[rambrandt-the-painter]

me at the beginning of estrogen: I need to temper my expectations. No matter what I look like I'll still be a woman :)

me now: my new transition goal is cynder the dragon with H cup tits

[flareonfloof]

I'm eepy ama

[princesspiya]

can u help me with my math homework

[flareonfloof]

probably yeah what's the issue

[princesspiya]

Wait no i got it thank u tho

[flareonfloof]

glad i could help

[flareonfloof]

I'm eepy ama

[princesspiya]

can u help me with my math homework

[flareonfloof]

probably yeah what's the issue

[princesspiya]

Wait no i got it thank u tho

[flareonfloof]

I'm eepy ama

[princesspiya]

can u help me with my math homework

[winged-void]

ohhh i get it. basically it's like *makes a bunch of explosion noises with my mouth*

[endreal]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

You can just ask for a kiss it's ok o promise

[obscenebutch]

whose cock do i have to suck to suck some cock around here

[gumi-artpoidd]

mind, body, soul

[princesspiya]

[charl0ttan]

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

[realshy]

it's already tuesday

[charl0ttan]

just as i theorized.

[princesspiya]

Happy Theorized Tuesday to all who celebrate.

[veiledfigure]

doesnt like it

[raylangivins]

mourning the beautiful thoughts that are being prevented from taking root in my mind due to all the mental real estate taken up by remembering work passwords

[princesspiya]

See thats why i just forget them

[jingerpi]

living with unmedicated ADHD is basically like if Zeno's paradox were real

[jingerpi]

the task

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Bdsm is cringe because it's basically improv

[flareonfloof]

what kind of girl are you

now

not yet

Voting ended onJul 28