imcrazy :P

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

[thinster13]

Hey OP are you okay

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

no

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

hey op keep up the good work

[nightofthelivingfig]

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

please dont eat that, even the voices agree

[shmeckledicked]

How many of us are there now?

It’s been a while since Ive been on and would like to know how many rpg idea blogs there are now

[definitelyhealingrpgideas]

Every rpg blog that sees this, reblog so we can get a count

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

One of us

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

For any of you that is looking for a good long list of rpgideas blogs.

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

i mean ive never really done anything but hi

[probablybard]

hey yall whats the drama in the community now?

[brewerssupplies]

There are still people who believe that coke is the superior beverage. Despite my prolonged presence and advertising magic.

[highlyquestionablerpgideas]

There are still people who dislike the orc girlfriend. Despite the combined efforts of the Enlightened and their knowledge magic.

[probablyspacerpgideas]

i post maybe once a month but at least 2-6 people follow me daily help

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

i post, like, not at all and ive got, what, 30 followers???? like, why do y’all stick around????

[necromancerwren]

PSA: Necromancy isnt inherently evil. Karen from the PTA, who happens to be a necromancer, deffo is. Have you tastes her Lenin squares? Theyre awful.

while i stand by all of this i must ask why karen is baking with the corpse of communist leader vladimir ilyich “lenin” ulyanov

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

oh ya know, i had him in the attic for some time, figured it was time to get rid of him, ya know? dont know how he got there tho, do ya know?

[nukachemistry]

dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

[trilllizard666]

The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

every time im in the room.

[definitelymetalrpgideas-blog]

@RPG Family

favorite song go

[probablyoprpgideas]

Asking me to choose a child, are we?

When in a non-metal mood, I’m a fan of Tesla (especially Edison’s Medicine), Dokken, and I’ve been gaining a love for Halestorm.

Metal wise, Five Finger Death Punch, Metallica, Unparalleled Height, and Disturbed.

And, for the “cheese rock” and “ironic campaign music”, I love Powerwolf and Gloryhammer.

*And yes, every song for each. I can’t pick between two for each band, so I listed them all. :3

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

can the entire black/white ost be a favorite song? (please note: i would include the black2/white2 ost in there as well, but i havent played the game yet so i dont want spoilers)

[probablybadrpgideas]

Give your players a “disintegration gun”. What it actually does is shoot people into the future. In the final session all the people they shot with it blink into existence around them at once.

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Sorry but that’s actually awesome

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

BUT THE TRAVEL MADE IT SO THEY SAW THINGS THEIR BRAINS WEREN’T MENT TO SEE, SO THEY ALSO ATTACK EACH OTHER

[destroyhorse]

don't eat dice. > :I

fucka you

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

what do they taste like?

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

What is it?

[ultra-firelily]

A butterfly. What does that get me?

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I have all the powers of a super cute infant…

[pokeballssohard]

Fate has blessed me with the infinite power of my cat in a banana costume

[sailordathomir]

I have all the powers of she-hulk, medusa, dazzler, singularity, captain marvel and Sister Grimm. Fear me.

[femslashfetale]

I have the powers of all the Crystal Gems plus Jasper and Centipeetle and Lion

[littlegaygirlfriend-deactivated]

I have whatever powers the matsuno brothers have

[artham-p-wingfeather]

Space and planets with the sun

[johnl2001]

I have the strength of a few cats

[lunartearrose]

Gamzee and tavros

[lytransthropy]

Articuno!

[grubsnuggle]

STRIKE LASER CLAAAAAAW

[meibara34-deactivated20220619]

Moltres’ moves

[jorael]

Sheikah slate powers! 

[temsik]

Ghost Tricks.

[gavinnersroadie]

Touko Fukawa. Does that mean… heck yeah

[kudomono]

THE POWER OF ZAPDOS

H E C K Y E A H

[crimson-hope]

…………………..My fat lazy adorable dog in an ugly Christmas sweater?

[clarathespaceship]

The entire cast of Critical Role

[abandonedblogxin-deactivated202]

Horde. I AM ALL OF THE HORDE. I AM LIVING HORDE SCUM.

[yourhumblelittlenarrator-deacti]

Varian Wrynn

[therealkn]

A lamia berserker.

[randochris]

I become a badass badger wrestler.

[chaofanatic]

I’m Kirby. KIRBY!

[amtrax]

D E T E R M I N A T I O N

[hyperchronic]

I’M A TREE DEMON

[peachypauper]

TEAM INSTINCT IS A GO

[phantoms-lair]

*Looks at “My Little Exalted” *

That is too much power.

[tammyhybrid21]

…

Well I am a super awesome Naruto-style ninja then! Fantastic!

[blackkatmagic]

I have… the powers of my wife wearing cat ears. Great indeed.

[anxiousandverytired-deactivated]

Crow feathers. Ok.

[amazable01]

The power of Patton. So, the power of telling great jokes, and holding puppies?

SIGN ME UP!!

[disaceters-blog-deactivated2025]

My rat stuck in a food bag….

[preciousbeaan]

I get to be a an anxious mess who only wants to fit in Virgil

Sounds about right

[diana-winchester-fanders-28-67]

A mix between Virgil and Roman

[discount-frank-iero-deactivated]

Destiel so like angel powers?

[hamburgeroisie]

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD

[rosesorwin-deactivated20181008]

I AM CASTIEL MWAHAHAHA

[smolwaterbean-deactivated201903]

swirly rainbow thing???

[tour-of-torterra]

CASTIEL FUCK YEAHHHHHH

[ubdq-not-mxolh-deactivated20190]

(It said phone background and tbh lock screen isnt any better)

I have the power of gay

[medium-guy]

…. @moriar-tea-and-biscuits I have the power of ThE sPoNgEBoB MeME you drew and sent to me….. I have the power of spongebob fanart

[tireddungeonmaster]

Tiamat. I have the powers of Tiamat. I am a diety.

[probablypiraterpgideas]

Hammerhead!!!!

[probablypunnyrpgideas]

I don’t even know

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

A tiger.

[bogmins-deactivated20190627]

the two personality types: those with ultra-detailed, fleshed out DnD characters, and those with shitpost characters

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

and im both

[probablybadrpgideas]

probably bad idea: run a bad rpg blog without knowing one of the most fearsome monsters in rpgs

I KNOW WHAT A TARRASQUE IS, I WAS TIRED, SORRY, PLEASE DON’T SHUN ME

[brewerssupplies]

Run an Ad-based RPG idea blog without even the slightest idea about the more advanced Advertising techniques.

[highlyquestionablerpgideas]

Run an RPG idea blog intended to make people go “wait hold up” but everything you can think of is either just completely off topic or Way Too Messed Up™

[extremelyfuckeduprpgideas]

i gotchu fam

[brightb-vt]

Run a romantic blog and absolutely oblivious to other crushes and not know how to confess to anyone

[probablywarforgedrpgideas]

Run a blog about fantasy robots without the foggiest idea about how engineering, robotics, or mechanics work.

[dungeonqueering]

Run a queer blog but always feel like your posts aren’t representative enough.

[probablymetarpgideas]

Run a meta rpgideas blog while having a shaky concept of the term “meta”, no time management capabilities whatsoever, and frequently posting/reblogging on your personal by mistake

[probablyacerpgideas]

Run one of the LGBT+ blogs but only post animals labeled as ‘quest givers’ because you forgot the word for NPC

[probablypunnyrpgideas]

Run a rpg blog about puns and never actually make any puns or post and when I do they’re the German sausage

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

Run an insanity blog while knowing jack shit about anything insanity related

[tofuimpala]

anyone else feel like they missed the entire month of october. And the entire month of september. and the whole summer. and everything before that. anyone else passively floating through space and time. anyone else feeling like a member of the audience in a movie theater screening their own consciousness who’s just sitting back and eating snacks while everything plays out before them

[indigo-oceann-deactivated202307]

BIG MOOD

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

all the damn time, but with cats!! and giant unspeakable things, of course!

[tanoraqui]

things I need to do: many

things I want to do: create an all-warlock D&D team in the style of magical girls, all with Armor of Agathys (magical girl outfits) but tweaked so they do different types of damage, per the balancing principles of a classic team of magical girls

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

YES

[necessaryocthings]

do you have any recurring themes with your ocs? anything that’s like, symbolic among the characters you’ve made? (ie if every character with a certain eye color tends to be evil, or if certain fashion in common has a meaning for the character’s fate or past)

[dadmilkman]

theyre all gay

[weareoracle]

Parents are evil. Also, many of them pretend to be dumber than they really are.

[wearehealer]

They just want to be Good and Nice, is that such a bad thing?

[weareantipaladin]

Dark origins, innocent to romantic ways, used to hiding their strengths, and being novices.

[probablyfunrpgideas]

The only character I’ve played who has been good at sticking to alignment was Cosmo Norwood (Hint: his name and alignment have the same initials). I don’t know why, but in the heat of the moment I often react differently to the way I would have planned (My Chaotic Good druid committed a brutal act of vengeance when he probably should have been too stunned to react).

Maybe it’s easier to play a character whose goal isn’t “Help People” or “Hurt People” but instead “Survive”

[probablyquestionablerpgideas]

They’re all trying to escape something from their past in one way or another. Most often they avoid dealing with it

[occasionallyrpgideas-deactivate]

all my characters have weird voices…

and yeah

[probablychaoticgoodrpgideas]

They all love animals. Small ones will kill them on impact.

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

they’re dealing with a surgury and trying to hide it (some more sucsesfule than others)

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[unholytoebeans]

[ashwolfcub]

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

[bottlefulloffiction-deactivated]

[balloonboyismyson]

[ask-cctale-deactivated20181209]

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

[dragon-forest]

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

[epic-and-kitty]

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

[cheatsykoopa98]

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

[cupcakegirl1032-deactivated2017]

[randomisart]

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

[therightfulalphawerewolf-blog]

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

[travisvulkrum]

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

[icey-pie]

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

[honey-n-vinegar-deactivated2018]

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

[accapella-songfield-uwu]

IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void

[dead-blog-wont-reply-deactivate]

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

[emily-chan1marin-deactivated202]

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

[beatrice-b-brighton-deactivated]

@luximus @rbright1127

[turquoisemagpie]

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

[how-do-i-exist]

@fangirl-of-bands

[writingforfandoms]

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

[hazardoussmokeydaze]

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

[bonnysrabbithole]

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

[xcaffeinebulletsx-deactivated20]

[hopelesscobwebs]

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

[therealdodieyellow-deactivated2]

@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21

[philseyerash]

I dont wanna be a predator nuuuu

[icantemo-deactivated20211122]

@ryanrosshasaveinydick Sabbyyyy :)

[mystified30-deactivated20180915]

@sameirah @victorieschild @bipermclean @idioddyssey @barinyx @lordzarcock @aphroditesdove :3 :3

[dwarf-scum]

A lot of my schools gave us information about internet safety rather than saying “don’t meet people on the internet.” And I love my internet friends!

[hayloft-a-creakin-deactivated20]

Dudes. Duh. You should know this by now. XD

[lover-awakened]

[espressoth]

@miloisqueer @mr-universe99 @jinxedspectre Come on you fuckers I need to see you in person

[animefan6667]

I love all of u

[coolguybd-blog]

meeting @mr-universe99 would be amazing, as well as @klavierr

[animefan6667]

U awesome my m8

[ha-youwish]

Hstfsbsksgsbdj I LOVE ALL OF YOU FRIENDS.

[nothingbuttrash]

AYY

[ask-olive-echoes]

This is true

[raspaberreh-deactivated20170629]

-dabs-

[vixeyistrash]

it annoys me so much how people do that like “dont talk to ppl online” and honestly, not everyone is what they think, i love everyone of you guys, and people who i dont even know on tumblr bc they make me feel happy, and safe hhhh ily guys so much

[dungeonraided]

@zoe-ze-medic *SKIDS PAST ON BOOGALOO’S HEELIES*

[cephalopodtrash-deactivated2020]

@dragosweetz @katthehorrorgamer @bluegiraffe09 (and anyone else I forgot to mention)

[nido-art]

I’m not.

[ask-the-inky-military-deactivat]

I’M NOT

[anglerfish123-blog]

i’m not

[appl3affecti0n]

I am not

[spacetcade]

My mom lectures me about this every time I mention Tumblr at all due to my Ask blog, and I don’t get why-

Me: *mentions @ihaileysenpai*

Mom: Is she a friend at school?

Me: Uh…. no…. but-

Mom: So you’re talking to someone you don’t even know? What if she’s an old man?

Me: WTF Mom. She’s already mentioned many times that she’s obviously NOT an old man, and I’ve heard her voice. *plays one of her awesome vids* I don’t think an old man would sound like that.

Mom: Well… Still. Be careful out there. And no matter what, don’t try to meet these people in person.

Me: You do realize that the people I’m talking about help warn others of those kind of people? They aren’t evil old men. They’re artists. I just don’t get why you won’t let go of the fact that they aren’t freaking pedophiles messed up people! They’re actually really nice!

Reblog if this has happened to you.

[ihaileysenpai]

An old man? Pfffft, frick that’s the same excuse my parents use. What’s if it’s an old woman predator? HM? But yeah that’s a gross misuse of the internet, and its disgusting in all honesty. Reasons why i take precautions (private profile, only people you follow can message you) those types of things.

[lil-devil-mel-deactivated202010]

Rebloggggggg- da heck I ain’t a predator XD and all mah friends on Tumblr are da best-

[crazyandcuteartist-deactivated2]

For the cool people on the internet! Luv y'all!

[artsydoodle]

[kelly-chan-is-a-bad-pickle--hel]

i can confirm i am not pedo

also i like my internet friends more than my in real life ones

[mohiko-deactivated20181020]

Nope. Not a pedo. And yes my internet friends are the best, it would be lovely to meet all of y'all in person :D

[northern-lights-bean-deactivate]

I love my internet friends! A lot of times, you guys are better then my irl friendsssss. Love y'all 😁

[pviiitonmustdie]

^^^

[faegal04]

Not a predator! I happen to have some of the best friends I’ve never met online!

[auduna-druitt]

@gracieminabox @mccoymostly @medicatemedrmccoy @pinkamour1588 @yourtropegirl @captainsbabysitter-blog @starfleetorbust @goodnightwife

The people I’ve met or talk to on a regular basis via chat (or voice chat). You guys are the best! 😘

[novashine666]

I met one of my best friends while reading fanfiction and began RPing; that was back in 2011, we are still talking to this day as well as RPing. I cannot wait for the day when we can finally meet in person.

[mother-of-a-murder-archives]

Oh geez, ever since I joined FurAffinity in 08-09, and then came to Tomblr in early 2013, the list of friends/furrs/fan-peeps I would kill to meet is a helluva long one 😍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@justahopeless-dreamer @wandering-shepard @kittenblade @sarabeth72 @mypreciousmind1 @elfpunk @maxwell-demon @abbessolute @thecutestlittlebunbunfairy (holy shit why can I not tag you ☹️?!) @angryschnauzer @angelsseb @sebsthomas @sebsangel @frenchfrostpudding @inkededucatednnerdy @lokiperfection @lokisredledger @tomhiddleston-kikibfairy @loricameback @marveloznerd @mamawclf @bookworm-christina @calgal48 @wolfsmom1 @awolfbeneath @iamthebadwolf85 @icybluepenguin @geminiloveca @lokiwholockfactory @the-haven-of-fiction @laterovaries-og @ice-queen-of-music @danipup @adder24 and sooo many more 😭💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

[frenchfrostpudding]

Beware of @godsaveloki XD I had to sleep with her several times and her whole family adopted me…

[deducingfangirlsofhell]

ONLINE FRIENDS AND THE BEST FRIENDS

[buzzrose-deactivated20181123]

@talisren I can’t wait to meet you!!!!

[darkefyre924-deactivated2018012]

@buzzrose. You’re awesome! Out of thousands of people on tumblr, I am always infinitely glad I found you.

To the tumblr collectivity: I am not a pedophile -_-. (or a predator, my dudes)

[buzzrose-deactivated20181123]

😁😁😁😁 Same dude same! And yeah guys I’m not a pedophile/predator either, I’m pretty harmless

[assass-is-here]

HHHHHHHHH

[my-drawing-addiction337]

When I met @skeletonhater143 , I had to convince my mother that they were not a creepy old man/woman. I had to explain that I had texted and called them and they slunded like the average teenager. Was that enough? Nope. I had to show a picture of them in order for her to believe me.

Meanwhile, dad was super chill and had a full on conversation with them. Although he did want to make sure, he didn’t need to know all of their history. He just wanted to know if they were my age and if they were cool - which they are. And, the only reason he even asked about talking to them on the phone is because I was already talking to them and had brought them up a few times before.

Parents man.

[jim-protection-squad]

I’m not a pedo, but I haven’t had the opportunity to make any online friends and anxiety makes it difficult anyway. I’d love to though.

[theblueshippingmonster]

Friendship awesone because of the internet i met my best friend @lanceboi and tbh its the best thing to ever happen in my life.

And yes there are creepers but it doesnt mean every single person online is a creeper. Its so weird that people always assume that creepers are only online you can meet a shit ton just walking on the street.

[stellaristix-deactivated2018040]

My mother used to be paranoid like that but she is really chill rn.

@whatever-thefck @norrisontheclumsy @dearestfrendz @facethefandom @nerdy-nel @cheesyplagg @prideandgoodvibes

[oddpyromaniac]

@adikteef 💛 @blondebooklion 💛 And all my other internet friends ily 💛💛

[hylianeevee]

I’m so happy to have found my internet friends!

@cookiescout @terorou @yamikoheba @oddpyromaniac @purplesce

[oddpyromaniac]

I seriously love you all! 

[probablychaoticgoodrpgideas]

@ the entire rpg ideas community

We should just like. All go to like Disney land or some other rad place and meet up and yell at each other in person and do all the things together itll be great

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

ill write the invites! they may be a little hard to read tho...

[crazyhermitdm]

How I feel DMing my group

[probablyinsanerpgideas]

Then make copies of them. pit the reals and the copies in a death match.