ranger here

follow these tracks at your own risk | call me sybbyl | they them

[naramdil]

did u know that you can be both the chubby friend AND the pretty friend bc weight has no bearing on beauty 🐝🐝🐝

[probablyspacerpgideas]

1000 Followers Campaign Giveaway Extravaganza

Hello! We’ve finally reached 1000 (somehow), and as promised, I’m running a giveaway for places in a campaign.

I know it’s nothing big, but I’m pretty pushed for money and time to do things like art or writing requests. So! Here we are.

Rules:

• Likes and reblogs both count. Reblog as many times as you’d like.

• You gotta be following me, new followers are welcome.

• You need to be able to come to sessions, there’s no point in signing up if you don’t have the time to play.

• The giveaway’s gonna run for a week. Any entries in after that won’t be counted.

• Don’t be a dick if you don’t get in (though god knows why someone would care enough for that).

• Don’t tag your reblogs as ‘giveaway’ I hear it fucks things up.

Notable things:

• Sessions will be fortnightly, on Saturdays. Usually 3:00 - 8:00pm (GMT). I can change this, but you’ll need to give me some warning and keep in mind the other players’ schedules.

• If you’re excessively rude or uncooperative with me or the other players, don’t be surprised if I draw someone new.

• Please don’t bring in excessively home-brewed, powerful or asocial characters (where’s the fun in characters who won’t talk to anyone? It makes things dull).

• I know this is a sci-fi blog, but since this is my first time DMing, I’m going to be doing more or less regular D&D 5e.

• Like the idiot I am, in this campaign I’ll actually be encouraging you to derail the plot and ignore the guidance of my NPCs. Write your own story! Get the ending you want!

• There will be a couple of rules for character creation and all that jazz, but that will be discussed when everyone’s picked and together.

• It’s probably going to be over Discord voice chat. Just a heads up.

This will be running from 19/9/17 to 26/9/17

Thank you all so much!

[probablybadrpgideas]

Every new NPC you introduce has a progressively higher voice.

[brewerssupplies]

Each new NPC has a more and more pronounced southern accent.

[probablybard]

Each new NPC has a slightly larger instrument than the last.

[probablychadrpgideas]

each new NPC has totally sicker abs and pecs

[definitelynsfwrpgideas]

Each new NPC has increasingly fewer clothes worn.

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

Each new NPC is a little bit more on fire.

[definitelytransrpgideas]

Each new NPG is slightly more gendervarient then the last

[probablybutchrpgideas]

Each NPC is slightly more butch than the last

[probablyadventurousrpgideas]

Each new NPC is slightly more adventurous then the last

[probablywerewolfrpgideas-deacti]

Each new NPC is slightly hairier than the last until it’s just a sentient cottonball.

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

Every new NPC stays at a distance and uses Hunter’s Mark to track you

[probablymusicalrpgideas]

Every new NPC breaks out into song when presenting new quests to you

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

So my idiot ranger/fighter had to go on his revenge quest and split the party and now the druid is dealing with a necromorph with only the paladin and the barbarian and now everyone is mad at him. But not mad at me cause they get why I couldn't stop my own character.

that is beautiful, as a ranger, i am proud of you and your revenge quest 

[charlesoberonn]

Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies that dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.

[demilypyro]

This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun

[gearholder]

Crossbow

[demilypyro]

Blocked

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

Imagine,

Rangers who are not constricted by bows and arrows but also use a flaming sentient sword 

[thecuriouslyuncleverjessicajinx]

I need a little bit of help

I’m gonna be on the street pretty soon and none of my family can help except my sister who lives in Arizona, I live in Maryland, but I can’t afford a bus ticket and she can’t either and I don’t think I’d be able to make it all the way there on my own because I’d be on foot. So I made a youcaring because someone suggested I make one. I normally wouldn’t go asking for money but I’m extremely desperate at this point. If you can’t donate then getting the word out would be just as helpful. Thank you for any kind of help you can offer. This is the link to the youcaring campaign you won’t be able to find the fundraiser without the link https://www.youcaring.com/jessicajinx-916540?utm_campaign=buttonshare&utm_medium=url&utm_source=copy&utm_content=cf_cp_01

[probablyeyerpgideas]

LISTEN UP PEOPLE!

Jess here runs the awesome blog @probablyberserkrpgideas, and she needs some help. She’s gotta get from Maryland to Arizona, which I’m being told is a big distance, and she only has $4. That’s where you guys come in. If you’ve got a bit of cash to spare, please donate whatever you can, and I’m gonna be opening up emergency commissions to help Jess very soon on @chokingonapencil. 

If you can’t donate, please, PLEASE reblog this, boost it to the moon and back. 

[probablyeyerpgideas]

UPDATE:

JESS MADE IT TO ARIZONA, BUT SHE IS NOW WITHOUT ANYWHERE TO STAY.

PLEASE KEEP BOOSTING, KEEP DONATING.

FURTHERMORE, IF YOU 1) LIVE NEAR BENSON, ARIZONA, 2) HAVE A CAR OR OTHER MEANS OF TRANSPORT, AND 3) HAVE A SPARE ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO LET JESS STAY IN UNTIL SHE GETS BACK ON HER FEET, PLEASE CONTACT ME OR JESS ASAP. 

THIS IS POTENTIALLY A LIFE/DEATH THING IF IT GETS BAD.

[probablydoppelgangerrpgideas]

Yo, RPGideas fam

Drop a comment on this (reblog or reply is fine) and I’ll draw you a little lineless doodle relating to your blog like I did for @probablylizardrpgideas

I wanna bring some positivity back to this community after //motions around// this

[probablyspacerpgideas]

Do one for me please!! Your style is super cute.

[probablyeyerpgideas]

yeah im up for this!!!

[tireddungeonmaster]

Please

[likelyroguerpgideas]

Pretty please

[probninja]

Me please

[probablymonkrpgideas]

That’d be great!

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

yes please<3

[actuallyrandomrpgideas]

play a cleric who is emo as fuck

[necromancerwren]

play a necromancer who is ditsy as fuck

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

play a ranger who is lazy as fuck

[probablybard]

rpgidea blogs tag this with your signature pokemon

[necromancerwren]

mienfoo or alolan marowak probably

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

Decidueye

[charlesoberonn]

Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies that dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.

[demilypyro]

This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun

[gearholder]

Crossbow

[demilypyro]

Blocked

[tireddungeonmaster]

Turning off anon, for the time being

I’m going to turn off anon for a while due to some messages I have  been getting. I do have a few things I want to address.

1. My sexuality doesn’t make me any less of a human. 

2. No, I won’t kill my self.

3. I have deleted all the hate messages I got. Please continue to submit, and ask me things, I’ll just know who you are. 

I’m sorry, but for my own health and safety, I have to do this. I hope that you understand.

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

@probablyfighterrpgideas I’m really sorry that happened/is happening to you. That really sucks and I personally thought the community was better than that.

To the offenders: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Really? In the rpgideasphere, people are being bullied because of their s e x u a l i t y !?

Wtf. We’re meant to be better than this. Be better than this. Or get out. Grow up. No picking on anyone in this community, comprende? Trpg is supposed to be fun and let people take a break from work and school or whatever else. Real world problems like bigotry should be left at the door. Don’t bring negativity to the table. Seriously, you can always unfollow or something. Gtfo if bullying is your prerogative. Bye. We’ll manage without you.

This goes for e v e r y o n e in the entirety of the rpgideas community.

E V E R Y O N E

[probablywerewolfrpgideas-deacti]

okay, what? How the HECK did this happen? Fighter is a good person in this community, and the fact that some people would be as terrible as to bully them over their sexuality, I’m utterly disgusted.

Tell me O N E reason why ANYONE would think this is okay? NO. If any of you have insulted Fighter over something like that, LEAVE. GET OUT OF HERE. NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE. BIPPITY BOPPITY BYE FELICIA.

I absolutely hate the fact that this has to be a discussion topic.

[probablymonkrpgideas]

I’ve tried reblogging this twice now only to have my phone crash both times, so I’m going to keep what I say short and to the point. This is absolutely unacceptable and despicable. This community is one of tolerance and fun, and anyone bringing such awful bigotry into it has no place here.

[necromancerwren]

hi i know that i try to keep it pg here, but if you’re going to bully someone over their sexuality and apparently literally tell them to kill themself, fuck off. seriously, get the fuck away from me. i don’t need to see this kind of hatred, i don’t want to see anyone in a community i closely associate with having to deal with this bullshit, and i hate that we’ve come to this yet again. seriously. what the fuck.

[probablybard]

i used to be the mom of this community but now i feel like an estranged vodka aunt

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

i feel like you’re still the mom tbh <3

[probablydoppelgangerrpgideas]

vodka mom

[probablybard]

i’ll take it!

[necromancerwren]

you’re still the mom but we’ve all moved out at this point or something

[probablybard]

okay yea tru

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

can i move back into the tree in the backyard? thanks mom

[probablybard]

i used to be the mom of this community but now i feel like an estranged vodka aunt

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

i feel like you’re still the mom tbh <3

[probablymonkrpgideas]

Greetings friends

Hello to all of you in the rpgideas family, I hope I manage to fit in with all the rest of you and run this blog half as well as you all do. This blog is dedicated to monk-like ideas and tropes in rpgs, particularly in D&D, and in most cases should probably not be taken too seriously, if not wholeheartedly satirically. @probablybadrpgideas @probablygoodrpgideas @definitelyarcanetricksterideas @probablyimpossiblerpgideas @probablyeldrichrpgideas @probablyottrpgideas @probablyadrpgideas @probablydruidsrpgideas @probablydadrpgideas @probablybardrpgideas @probablybarpgideas @probablyfighterrpgideas @probablywriterrpgideas @probablybarbarianrpgideas @probablyromanticrpgideas @probablyhumanrpgideas @probablywarforgedrpgideas Those are all the ones I could think of/remember. My apologies to any I might have missed.

[tireddungeonmaster]

Hello friend!

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

Yo, friendo¡

[probablyrailroadedrpgideas]

Henlo fren!!

[probablychaoticgoodrpgideas]

Hail and welcome dude

[probablyadventurousrpgideas]

Greetings friend!~

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

hey there

[brightb-vt]

A dnd campaign with the probably blogs but everyone is in character with their blog.

[probablybard]

I’m down

[probablyarcanetricksterideas]

That would be fun. He he. He

[probablybard]

<i>NOT YOU</i>

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

What about me?

[probablybard]

… Maybe

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Sure but im gonna be late

[brightb-vt]

This actually sounds fun tbh. The amount of chaos.

[probablyitemrpgideas]

Even new probably blogs? I’d be down, but be warned I have a million and one item ideas, I might overwhelm the dm by trying to tell them all of them in one sitting.

[simplycookingrpgideas]

Lit

[probablystrangerpgideas-blog]

Just a massive angry mob of RPG ideas blogs goin’ to save the world

[probablytazrpgideas]

How many character voices do I have to do for this? All of them? I will but it’s a lot.

[probablyadventurousrpgideas]

I’d totally be down for for something like this, just saying

[entropyrpgs]

I don;t even know how that would work for me personally but I’m completely down

[angery-peach-blog]

I’m always in character

[probablybearrpgideas]

*Bear Growl*

[probably-bad-item-ideas]

I will be selling really strange magic items to everyone at all times!

Sounds like my ideal adventure.

[probablybloodmagerpgideas]

I’ll be the fumbling acolyte who keeps cutting themselves without meaning to, paper cuts when they try to open their book, going to swing their dagger but grazing their thumb in the process

[probablybirdrpgideas]

Is pigeon a legal character race?

[necromancerwren]

blinks

looks up at you guys

looks down at self

heheheh

[probablyrangerrpgideas]

arrows are ready to fly~ let’s go kiddos

[thecuriouslyuncleverjessicajinx]

I need a little bit of help

I’m gonna be on the street pretty soon and none of my family can help except my sister who lives in Arizona, I live in Maryland, but I can’t afford a bus ticket and she can’t either and I don’t think I’d be able to make it all the way there on my own because I’d be on foot. So I made a youcaring because someone suggested I make one. I normally wouldn’t go asking for money but I’m extremely desperate at this point. If you can’t donate then getting the word out would be just as helpful. Thank you for any kind of help you can offer. This is the link to the youcaring campaign you won’t be able to find the fundraiser without the link https://www.youcaring.com/jessicajinx-916540?utm_campaign=buttonshare&utm_medium=url&utm_source=copy&utm_content=cf_cp_01

[probablyeyerpgideas]

LISTEN UP PEOPLE!

Jess here runs the awesome blog @probablyberserkrpgideas, and she needs some help. She’s gotta get from Maryland to Arizona, which I’m being told is a big distance, and she only has $4. That’s where you guys come in. If you’ve got a bit of cash to spare, please donate whatever you can, and I’m gonna be opening up emergency commissions to help Jess very soon on @chokingonapencil. 

If you can’t donate, please, PLEASE reblog this, boost it to the moon and back. 

[necromancerwren]

the rpgideas fam is trying to help one of our own. please help us all out in this endeavor!