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@probablybloodmagerpgideas
it takes a village to raise the dead
it takes the dead to raze a village
I reimagined my current PC as a warlock patron. She’s powered by
high-octane friendship!
If this Wholesome Patron isn’t your Warlocks patron then you’re playing warlock wrong.
Art Nouveau Doors
(Photos uncredited as I collected them on my hard-drive a long time ago!)
Ok but prosthetics in D&D
PCs with a peg leg take a -10 to stealth but they can replace the prosthetic with better ones that serve specific purposes; a bladed pegleg that is basically a rapier blade, a stealth pegleg that removes the stealth penalty and doubles as thieves tools, a water flask leg.
A set of wheeled replacement legs that increase speed. METAL FEET THAT ALLOW THE CHARACTER TO RESIST FIRE DAMAGE TO THEIR LOWER EXTREMITIES.
Thieves tools arms
Arms that are basically shields
Hell magical prosthetics!!!
hey like, what if we as a community just like, all swapped ideas for a day or like, a week or something
I think “a week of random” could actually be pretty interesting, so we can all see each others takes on our themes
- Mod Doom
yeah you got what i meant
That would be interesting
Oh this would be rather fun indeed!
Im down
I wouldn’t mind.
this seems cool!!!!!!!
Lmao whoever’s got my ideas gets to post quest givers
That would be cool to do
Yooooo I'm down
Tom, the Kinda Rogue Mind Flayer #4: Fashionista in Training!
He’s back, baby
tell me the story about the bones you found in the garden. tell me, how you dug your hands into the wet soil, skin frozen and chunks of dirt clinging between the hollows of your fingers. tell me how you shed your skin into this grave. how you ripped yourself into a thousand pieces to become the person you are today. tell me about the crown of bones you found between the white rows of bleak ribs. tell me how it really was, how the night swallowed you whole that day, how you kneeled into brittle stone and blood. tell me how it felt to drain the life out of the girl. to kill her before she could talk. before she could rat you out. before she could say how much she loves you. tell me the story about the bones you found in the garden. but don’t tell me they were mine. please don’t.
- tell me about the story about the bones you found in the garden | r.m
Update on my cat’s armor: he now also has a crown (follow him on instagram! Theoden_the_cat)
This is adorable
I feel safe
He’s a good boy!!!!
Quest giver
Im thinking less questgiver more temporary companion.
can we take a moment to just think about how incredibly scary magical healing is in-context?
You get your insides ripped open but your friend waves his hands and your flesh just pulls back together, agony and evisceration pulling back to a ‘kinda hurts’ level of pain and you’re physically whole, with the 100% expectation that you’ll get back up and keep fighting whatever it was that struck you down the first time.
You break your arm after falling somewhere and after you’re healed instead of looking for ‘another way around’ everybody just looks at you and goes “okay try again”.
You’ve been fighting for hours, you’re hungry, thirsty, bleeding, crying from exhaustion, and a hand-wave happens and only two of those things go away. you’re still hungry, you’re still weak from thirst, but the handwave means you have ‘no excuse’ to stop.
You act out aggressively maybe punch a wall or gnash your teeth or hit your head on something and it’s hand-waved because it’s ‘such a small injury you probably can’t even feel it anymore’ but the point was that you felt it at all?
Your pain literally means nothing because as long as you’re not bleeding you’re not injured, right? Here drink this potion and who cares about the emotional exhaustion of that butchered village, why are you so reserved in camp don’t you think it’s fun retelling that time you fell through a burning building and with a hand-wave you got back up again and ran out with those two kids and their dog?
Older warriors who get a shiver around magic-users not because of the whole ‘fireball’ thing but the ‘I don’t know what a normal pain tolerance is anymore’ effect of too much healing. Permanent paralysis and loss of sensation in limbs is pretty much a given in the later years of any fighter’s life. Did I have a stroke or did the mage just heal too hard and now this side of my face doesn’t work? No i’m not dead from the dragon’s claws but I can’t even bend my torso anymore because of how the scar tissue grew out of me like a vine.
Magical healing is great and keeps casualties down.
But man.
That stuff is scary.
shit just got creepy
Or maybe magical healing doesn’t leave scars or damage. It is magical, after all.
So after years of fighting, your skin is still perfect. Unmarred. In fact, you’re actually in better shape than regular people who don’t get magical healing when they fall out of trees or walk into doors or cut themselves while cooking dinner. You’re in such good shape that it’s unnatural.
And the really good healing magic takes away more than just the obvious injuries. You first start noticing it after about ten years when you go home and haha, you look the same age as your younger sibling, that’s funny.
Not so funny ten years later when they look older. Or forty years later, when you bury them still looking like you did at twenty. When do you retire from this gig anyway? How much damage is too much damage?
How many times do you glimpse the afterlife, or worse, how many times don’t you? What do you live through, get used to, show no outward sign of except a perfectly healthy body, too perfect for any person living a real life.
How many times are you sitting in a tavern with your friends and you hear the whispers, because the people around you know. How can they not know? Your weapons shine with enchantments and your armour is better than the best money can buy and there is not a damn scar on you. You hardly seem human to them.
How long before you hardly seem human to yourself?
And you find yourself struggling to remember the places where the scars should have been, phantom pains that wake you screaming, touching all the old injuries and finding nothing there. It’s all in your head. Was it ever anywhere else?
How long before you’re fighting a lich or a vampire or some other undead monster and you wonder…
…what makes me so different?
Here we go someone who GETS IT.
@predatsu
@ostrichmonkey
satistically speaking at least one person has to have dropped dead at disney world
it’s too well frequented, it’s in FLORIDA which is stocked to the brim with old people, and everyone knows that crocodiles can climb fences, so there’s an inherent element of danger there already
that’s way more horrifying than my original post intended to be! thank you! what the fuck!
*barricades myself in disneyworld and technically lives forever as a lich of the legal system*
Make your teams big bad or quest giver a lich who can't leave the theme park
Mint of the Grave (Homebrew)
(Inspiration stolen directly from SCP 447) Rarity: common but decays quickly Must be sustained with fresh blood or it decays
Use in healing or necromancy based spells boosts spell efficacy, and produces a power rush of ecstasy in the user; but it must be fresh.
Grows mostly in graveyards. Used to be easy to buy, and was often used by clerics, druids and wizards until the Farms were discovered. After which use and preservation of gravesmint was banned.
As it turns out; gravesmint is grows best when the substrate used to cultivate it is still young, and kept alive.
All your character concepts have to be sung in the style of the oompa loompa song
Oompa loompa doopity doo Do I have a good guy, a dark elf for you. Filled with poison and ashes and hate. His parents died of cancer, there’s so much on his plate.
Oompa loompa doopity doo I have well-dressed gnome paladin for you Righteous, tiny and super sweet. She still holds a grudge with her old mate.
Oompa loompa doopity doo I have a min-max human for you With no soul but lots of skill Hes the only one who knows how to kill
Who do you get for a village in strife From goblin marauders from taking your life? A fighting band; an adventuring group Who’ll make some fine Go-Blin-Soup! And haggle for some mo-ore gold
Oompa loompa doopity dee
This character’s a bit of a reflection of me
Drunk and angry barbarian rage
This dwarf should learn to act his own age
Oompa loompa doopity dork
Daras is a bard whose wife is an Orc
Oompa loompa doopity dend
You’ll never guess how many ways she can bend
oompa loompa doopity dee
a tiny pink faun; he’s called Ety
trans and gay for a demon (Cardine)
Ety plays flute and isn’t at all mean!
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee
I give to you a strange Tabaxi
Many fine wares if you have coins
Wait how did he set up shop down in the mines?
Werewolves… did you.. uh moon?
I’m bad at flirting
Are you the full moon? Cause you’re gonna have me howling later
How dare you show me up
Wanna see something else transform?
When the sun goes down, so will I.
@probablywerewolfrpgideas
Classic D&D spells given blood mage flavor
* Dominate Person: The caster tunes into the flow of the targets veins and muscles. They gain complete control over the person (ala bloodbending from Avatar the Last Airbender)
* Warding Glyph and Teleportation Circle, the classic drawing the glyphs and sigils with your own blood.
* Inflict Wounds: The cleric’s gauntlet has a small needle to prick their finger when they swing their mace. The blood circles the maces in a spinning spiral of blood that flows into the target.
* Mage Armor: The caster cut’s their palm, the blood clings to the caster’s form and hardens into a form of armor.
Feel free to add your own :D
Reblog the gay d20 for good luck on all your LGBTInteractions™
your current interests and personality depends singlehandedly on whether u were a neopets kid or a club penguin kid
the alignments:
lawful good: club penguin neutral good: fantage chaotic good: poptropica
lawful neutral: toontown true neutral: marapets chaotic neutral: wizard 101
lawful evil: webkinz neutral evil: gaia online chaotic evil: neopets
Well guys I’m apparently Chaotic Evil, come down to hell and fight me and my 10 thousand neopets
I'm chaotic evil and chaotic neutral which is actually about accurate
friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
Honestly? Its about time.