Scared Little Kid

26/INTP/Libra/1/31/23/soul searcher/I don't even know anymore guys, I'm just here for the memes and science

[perotovar]

PEDRO PASCAL at Sundance Film Festival 2024 for @swiftispunk ♥

[wack-ashimself]

[frog-punk]

need more women with swords giving me wisdom tbh

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[dovelylittlebird]

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

[t00thpasteface]

99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

disable anonymous asks

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[laughy-sapphiee-and-buggaboo]

Reblog this you little shits.

[samgirl72]

Always reblog.

[robocxtie-deactivated20210922]

Get off my blog if you can’t and won’t reblog.

[virgils-eyeshadow]

^^

[gratefulnessworld-deactivated20]

I’m queer…so yeah

[9rose-tea6]

Aroace Genderqueer and respectful only if you respect me and the people I like!

[inkboy-920]

[cornmealor]

[carlalovestodraw]

:D

[colorzartz]

HEY TO EVERYONE READING THIS POST. I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW.

I MASSIVE SUPPORT YOU ON YOUR SEXUALITY IN THE LGBT

[notbandu]

Well, gotta reblog.

[benjaminthewolf]

haha reblog go brrrr

[the-real-ali-deactivated2024102]

Funni reblog

[cowardlyvoreo-deactivated202411]

I think I like men

[iloveyoubillyhargrove-deactivat]

goes out to all my gay hoes (myself, all my followers are bots)

[2braincellslz]

Slay tea the house

[shawnspencerfangirl69]

REBLOG NOW OR ELSE

[xxbatsybeanxx]

Reblog people!!

[nightkit92]

Yippee

[colaaddict]

It’s homo time

[lilhallie]

👍

[ems-the-fangirl]

lesbian who uses neopronouns here!

[secretscreamsofjoy]

Bi girl here!!! Hi!!!

[cutecorecrackhead]

WSUUUPPPP ur bisexual crackhead is heeeeeeeeeeeere!!

[pnkq]

hey gamers welcome back to my blog, today i’m gonna burn down an orphanage filled with homophobes and children, reblog if you agree

[a-random-mooshroom]

nah I’m helping

I got a lighter

[sirdeath41412]

*watches them burn it down* “w h y (im part of community my friends)

[jaligachagirl12-deactivated2023]

where’s my bi gang-?

[jadescortaurius1]

Demigirl here

[invisible-hidden]

Skilo and aro here!

[crowcussion]

graysexual gay demiboy wassup

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

🫵

If you can’t reblog this you are blockdst.

[bismuth-gieko]

😬

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

is there a problem G? .w.

[bismuth-gieko]

uuhm no?? do YOU have a problem g? 🤡

[808-bantar]

ill fucken reblog it again

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

by god your poor hand op

this post is still going

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Some of my best apprentices are gay.

[lastpast]

[biblicallyaccuratefour]

✨*Cutely reblogs.*✨

[rustvex123]

My friend and I respect the gays!

[crazed-rambler-deactivated20240]

[eggastential-biscuits]

Can y'all stop telling me to reblog so I can get to the button

[the-haiku-bot]

Can y'all stop telling

me to reblog so I can

get to the button

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thegodemperorsmycopilot]

If the @the-haiku-bot is down for this, so should we all

[thegodemperorsmycopilot]

Should have gone to my main, but, hey, s'all the same.

[cronnissar-deactivated20241106]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

my scrub daddy just bit me

[candyredterezii]

“It growled at me”

[humorrelated]

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

[princessphilly]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

[gotta-get-that-pma]

JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[freshdonuts]

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

[spacedandelions]

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

[madgastronomer]

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

[classycookiexo]

[movedtowhiteworms-deactivated20]

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

[pinkmoon888]

2023: more looking up at the sky. More trees. More working with our hands. That's all

[walkingthec0w]

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

[capnsoapy]

fun fact if your breasts are somewhere between a 36C-36D then they weight about the same as your brain

if you're above a D-cup you've probably got more boob than brain

[maggiekarp2]

DON'T I KNOW IT

[wormsdyke]

listening to music literally fucks so hard. you mean i can just put in headphones and experience incredibly profound emotions felt throughout my entire body

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

[heathyr]

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

[inkskinned]

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

[ispyspookymansion]

they should invent a future that is livable and comforting instead of so so scary all the time forever