I bet you were expecting something interesting.

I don't make the rules I just work here

[ruinedchildhood]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

[cityofstarlite]

Prince Phillip really took this post seriously

[1dietcokeinacan]

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[lizardsexposed]

[girlwhowasonfire]

Found a better use for the wine glasses

[toolit2politic]

That’s a martini glass

[girlwhowasonfire]

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

[lesbx]

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

[celestialmischief-deac]

iconic

[narutwitter]

[loveamongthesailors]

ive got a masculine side and a feminine side. and theyre making out with eachother

[chthonicillness]

i think there should be more stories about gay people coming back from the dead

[split-at-the-seems-deactivated2]

[chthonicillness]

ok points for originality on this one

[tastefullyoffensive]

Relax

[effervecent]

[jarofrebukepodcast]

[zackisontumblr]

Please stop posting bullshit..

are you new here?

[obviously-student-deactivated20]

[toastbutteregg]

[depressed-furby]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]