pettin' cats & eatin' snacks

▪️Kelsey🔹22🔹 she/her▪️ Celeste (#lester): 4 year old (7/8/2013) Small Spotty Dotty Thing Rigby (#rigs): 2 year old (10/13/2014) Papillon Mix Astrid (#astrid): 8 year old (2/14/2009) Shetland Sheepdog Mellow (#mellow): 2 year old (7/18/2015) Golden Retriever Luna (#luna): 5 year old (11/1/2011) Black DSH Lucifer (#lucifer): 2 year old (10/13/2014) Silver Point DSH Molly (#molly): 2 year old (4/28/2015) Dilute Torbie DSH Bellatrix (#bellatrix): 2 year old (4/28/2015) Dilute Torbie DSH. Apollyon (#apollyon): 1 year old (7/26/2016) Black and White DSH Newton (#newton): 1 year old (5/20/2016) Orange Tabby DSH Penelope (#penelope): 4 year old (5/12/2013) Light Sable Ferret Juliette (#Juliette): 2 year old (11/7/2014) Dark Sable Ferret Garlic (#garlic): 4 year old (2/20/2013) Normal Bearded Dragon

[theanxiousracehorse]

Snoot snoot

[quietvoiced]

[elriabrunnr]

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

[elriabrunnr]

[spoonie-humour]

when ur docs ask about ur personal life but u tryna be mysterious

[gif: woman wearing sunglasses holding coffee says “you people already know too much about me”]

[love]

[we-lovecats]

[libramood-deactivated20170419]

me @ anxiety, anxiety @ depression, depression @ me 

[beachdeath]

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

@chwyrm

[professionaldogsnuggler]

@s-h-a-r-k-s

[phalaenopfish]

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

[moonyly]

If ever there’s a tomorrow when we’re not together, there’s something you must remember. 

[a-trex]

i only accept 1 form of catcalling

[professionaldogsnuggler]

Happy SECOND gotcha day to my weird coyote!!

[chichens]

Wuh-oh, gotta go!

[craigslisthorses]

A fuzzy handsome boy 

[yoursummerdreamz]

[maryjblige]

[hidanscrazylaugh-deactivated201]

Please meet one of my children, she is a big girl with feathered legs.