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Linda Friesen 'The Stardust 2.0 version' Haute Couture Gown

myheadisfullofpoison

Kacey Musgraves in the music video for The Architect

mockingjaysongbird

FOX MULDER and DANA SCULLY in paper hearts

You said it yourself once. You said that … a dream was an answer to a question we haven’t learned how to ask.

t-800

albums with songs that flow right into each other suck the dick meat right off the bone

bloodraven55

everyone point and laugh

spector

My final message to the world

number1girl

could we maybe be serious for like three seconds

stressthyme

motheatenmoonlight

okay but nessie was given the scientific name nessiteras rhombopteryx so she’d be included in the conservation of wild creatures and wild plants act of ‘75.

it’s a felony to shoot bigfoot in washington state.

the human race has sent out messages to the stars, hoping that any extraterrestrials who hear will accept our offer of friendship.

ghost hunters extend their sympathy to the souls of murder victims and bring along items that the spirits loved in life.

I think there’s something very human about the desire to believe in the paranormal. we don’t know if any of these things truly exist, but we make the offer of friendship and protection anyway. I just think it’s really lovely in its own ridiculous way.

teamrocketing

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence