[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[kristina100000]

[fullmetalfisting]

This website makes me feel like I’m being waterboarded

[mysharona1987]

[profoundlymysticalgarbage]

I just want to matter for more than 5 minutes. That's all I've ever wanted.

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

[argumate]

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

[physticuffs]

me: can i take this exam…a different time? prof: sure me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[toast-the-unknowing]

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

[venomtots]

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

[venomtots]

All of you are so valid

[flippyspoon]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[salty-noob-deactivated20200310]

My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

[daftpostpunk]

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

[toastbutteregg]

UMMM what about “campfire song” or “indoors”?!!?!?! or the KRUSTY KRAB SONG

[badjokesbyjeff]

Sir, you’ve got a very rare disease

Me: “How rare?”

Doctor: “You pick the name”

[sarcasminc]

[screenshotsofdespair]