#poor sirius

[lunasky2491]

James admiring Reggie:

Regulus: Potter what are your obnoxious eyes doing, keep your wild fixations to yourself.

James dreamy eyed: Just stargazing.

Regulus: you absolute imbecile you cannot possibly stargaze in the middle of the day.

James: well I can, and I’m admiring one now.

Regulus:

Remus:

Peter:

Evan:

Dorcas:

Barty snorting:

Sirius looking at the sky: um I can’t see anything James, where did you say it was?

3 days later:

Sirius: Wait a god damn minute! MOONY! IM GOING TO KILL HIM, I SWEAR THIS TIME I’LL KILL HIM!

[maraudersheadcanons]

In the library

Regulus: glaring at Sirius from across the table

Marlene: “Wow, family resemblance really skipped the personality, huh?”

Sirius: “He got the brooding, I got the charm.” *Sirius brushes the hair dramatically out of his face.*

Regulus, still looking at Sirius, he squints his eyes: “You got the brain damage.”

[onehundredflamingos]

13 / head | scarf / 447 words

@stag-microfic | @taylorswiftmicrofic

“I wish you’d stop wearing my brother’s clothes,” Sirius said with a scowl, nodding at the Slytherin scarf wrapped around James’ neck. “Green isn’t your color.”

“Every color is his color,” Regulus argued, suddenly standing beside James.

James had slept over in Regulus’ dorm room the night before; he had gotten ready there before breakfast, and wasn’t expecting to see Regulus again until after their school days were over. “Although I am partial to him putting my clothes on instead of his own after we fu—”

“That’s—“ Sirius cleared his throat, quickly drowning out the rest of Regulus’ sentence with his own sound of disgust. He turned away, muttering quietly to himself, “I hate this.”

“Are you trying to give him a heart attack?” James asked with a laugh, turning away from his best friend’s retreating back and looking down at his boyfriend.

“Me?” Regulus asked indignantly, feigning offense. “You’re the one who grabbed my scarf this morning.”

“It smells like you,” James replied, almost petulantly. The words were confident, but he could feel the heat of embarrassment creeping up his cheeks.

Regulus smiled up at him, a soft, knowing thing that was reserved only for James, before grabbing each end of the offending scarf in each of his fists. He tugged roughly, yanking James’ head down until their lips were a mere hairsbreadth apart.

“Meet me in my dorm at lunch and you can earn it back,” Regulus said suggestively, before pulling James into a deep kiss. There was the distant, unmistakable sound of Sirius choking on his pumpkin juice behind them, but James could hardly hear it, all of his senses honing in on the feel of Regulus’ tongue against his own. His focus was solely on the promise of what was to come. “But right now I need it back, or I won’t hear the end of it from Slughorn.”

James whined as they broke apart, but he let Regulus pull the fabric from around his neck, and watched as Regulus turned to walk away with nothing more than a wink.

“Stop staring at my little brother,” Sirius said, walking back up to James and smacking him in the back of the head. “We’re going to be late for transfiguration.”

“But he’s so p—”

“If I have to hear you tell me that he’s pretty one more time, I’m gonna hit you again.”

James huffed out a laugh, but obediently followed Sirius to class in silence anyway.

He spent the rest of the morning keeping his thoughts to himself, the ones of a pretty pale body writhing beneath his touch, of pretty pink lips and pretty grey eyes.

Lunch didn’t come nearly fast enough.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 15 - Murder

@wolfstarmicrofic May 15, word count 406

“How much time do you think it’d get if I just outright murdered him?” Sirius asked as he watched his brother and best friend laughing together by the lake, hand in hand. 

“Murder? 12-14 years because you’re under eighteen,” Remus told him, his head in his lap as he basked in the warmth of the sun, letting his aching bones heal. 

“That’s Muggle law. What about wizarding law?”

“Oh, that one’s easy. Life in Azkaban.”

“Hmm,” Sirius mused, going through the pros and cons in his head. “Yeah, not worth it. Damn.”

“Well, that’s only if you get caught. The forbidden forest is a big place, and the acromantulas are always looking for something to eat.”

“Fucking hell, Remus! I was only joking!”

“You asked.”

“Yeah, I know, but…”

“You did ask,” Peter chimed in. 

“Yeah, I know, but… Oh, sod it. At least I know who to come to when I need to dispose of a body.”

Sirius concentrated on stroking Remus’s hair, fascinated with the way his fingers parted his soft curls and revealed the pale scalp beneath. 

“Sirius, do not look up,” Peter warned, but, of course, Sirius did exactly what he was told not to do and looked up. He regretted it instantly. James, his best friend in the whole world, had his tongue down his brother’s throat. Sirius retched. 

“I think I need to go back inside now,” he grumbled, feeling slightly nauseous. 

“No, need, look,” Peter pointed out. James and Regulus were getting to their feet, giggling to each other as they scampered back up to the castle. 

“Sirius, breathe,” Remus reminded him, and he dragged in a deep breath before shaking off the images of his brother and James together and going back to stroking Remus’s hair. 

“Wanna sneak into Hogsmeade and get some mead?” Remus asked, his amber eyes shining up at him. 

“Merlin, yes,” Sirius said, thankful for his Moony. 

“Is that an open invitation, or are you abandoning me?” Peter asked. 

“You can come,” Remus laughed, getting to his feet and grabbing Sirius’s hand to haul him to his feet. 

“Think I might get some cockroach cluster while we’re in the village and pour it over them if they’re still at it when we get back,” Sirius mused aloud. 

“Whatever you want, Pads,” Remus chuckled fondly, and they walked back up to the castle and up to the third-floor corridor with a certain one-eyed witch statue. 

[fallintomidnight]

*marauders, sometime in their 3rd year*

Sirius, depressed : "I cannot believe that my parents are making me marry my cousin... Also, she's 3 years older than me..."

Peter, trying to help : "People marry their cousins all the time right?"

James, at the same time : " People marry people older than them all the time..."

Remus, in pure disbelief and is confused as fuck : "Who are these fucking people??"

Sirius, in a choked up voice : "My people..."

[z-eel]

here i thought my insomnia was cured...sigh

Regulus in bed with James, touching himself, wet and nosey while he hears Remus fuck his brother in the bed right beside him.

Sirius is too lost to realize that Remus keeps confusing his name and Regulus'

Remus misses fucking Regulus cunt after having it for years to himself.

James who wakes up to eat Regulus out and smiles when Regulus is crying out his name instead of Remus.

James always wanted Sirius but if Remus is going to take whats his than hes going to make sure Remus' name never leaves Regulus mouth again

[wolf-john-wolf]

Bellatrix may have been dangerously obsessed with Voldy but she was a professional man hater.

[beawitchedme]

The Jegulus are destined to have a daughter. She's elegant, well-mannered, and embodies all the beauty of the Black family. Everyone thinks she's a cold, unapproachable beauty, until she opens her mouth. Well, because... she's James's daughter, after all.

The Wolfstar, on the other hand, are the opposite. The boy is a carbon copy of Remus. But his style, demeanor, and mannerisms are all from uncle Regulus. Sirius tears his hair out every time he notices his brother's habits in his own son.