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#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Claire Keane
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Jules of Nature
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@proof-that-emotions-destroy
women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life
people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩
I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically
95% sure a woman just took a video of me watching Heated Rivalry edits on my phone on the MBTA. Not sure if this is a me problem or a her problem but I will continue to do it
You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner
this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world
men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”
— P. T. Barnum
pegging clowns????
pegging hung clowns????
This is why this website is worth negative money
noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”
this is the correct response btw
There's a cool idea for some OCs in here somewhere...
As a kid I always thought that if telepaths were real I'd know because of any of them tried to read my mind the firehouse of insane bullshit would make them drop to the ground screaming, if not actually explode.
My adolescent ADHD and Adult autism diagnosis were the opposite of a surprise.
(tags @/gallusrostromegalus)
akdhhaja don't leave that in the tags that's so fucking funny
on valentines day do NOT propose to anyone do NOT ask anyone out do NOT go on a date do MOT have sex do NOT marry anyone. go to coolmathgames dot com and start playing papa's freezeria
measure once cut also once, no prablem
#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something
concept for a vcarving project
no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it
I have done the cross stitch
in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl
702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts
@thebutter is learning to cross-stitch next to me and I just leaned over and said "you know you do have to check the pattern, you can't just get into a flow or you'll do the line all the way off the edge of the fabric.
Measure n-once, sew all of it, no prablem
the Ides of March grows near
Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.
Y’all I’m screaming
#suggests that EITHER there will also be a gay skating show in 2036#or that the gay skating shows will come closer and closer together like kaiju (via @jabberwockypie)
guys we're running out of time
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY
CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET
explaining gamergate to future generations: so video games were looked down on for being toys meant for little boys to play with and they didn't like that, so they spent a lot of time and effort crafting elaborate arguments on forums far and wide that video games were serious art and deserved serious analysis, but then they were very unhappy when a woman did exactly that, so in order to prove they weren't a bunch of racist misogynists, they went on a years long harassment campaign against a bunch of women which both ruined the fun of criticizing the star wars sequels *and* eventually helped the United States get rid of federal abortion rights, but at the end of the day it was worth it because all of our video game news is written by ai instead of women with dyed hair
that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one
yeah
this is my favorite painting full stop
that “babylonian twink” is King David
The baffled twink composing Hallelujah
