oh lawd

[hotvampireadjacent]

Happy tom needy drinky day

[thee-goblinking]

Who That Yung Greg Ballionaire

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now's my chance to become dr who showrunner. hopefully a bbc follow my substack

[kushblazer666]

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there are two social medias: tumblr and facebook. 4chan is tumblr, twitter is tumblr. Instagram is obviously facebook, as is truth social and them. despite seeming superficially tumblr, bluesky is facebook.

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if i were fully gay i would have posted shaft with no tip on here already... PRAISE BE MARY MOTHER OF GOD that this turn of events has not come to pass

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the new james bond should be filipino and short

[amc]

Saul…

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i'm rearing my attractive head. im not ugly anymore. i haven't been ugly since secondary school.

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pretending to be a slipper lobster for pussy because I have not fully grasped the concept of pretending for pussy -- i think it is just about wearing a convincing disguise and not about lowering somebody's defences through duplicity -- plus i am protected from seagulls

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reviewbrah definitely lives in some kind of elfin grot

[pissvortex]

REPORT: White House insider states that Xi Jinping has allegedly "Pulled it out and tapped it on (President Donald Trump's) tongue(...)"

[pissvortex]

I took her to my mouse hole then I squeaked it

[propagandaworm]

when people say "looks like a deathtrap" they have no idea what a deathtrap is -- the object, that is. it's a concept, but also a somewhat redundant word because many traps cause the deaths of those who are caught in their mechanisms etc.

[orbsteeb]

its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.

it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey

dennys has a tumblr, so you can keep up with dennys, and new dennys developments, in realtime

[yiddishfisting]

howling

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of course, people moving from congress to the private sector will increase the average IQ of both

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nothing felt as good as when I figured out the culprit in broadchurch by episode 3