Buying one of those "dogs shitting" novelty wall calendars as a gag gift for your boss without looking through first cause you dont like calendar spoilers, and he unwraps it and pages through it and you see his smile fade and his face journeys from perplexed to legit disgusted, atmosphere in the room loses any and all joviality, the people peeking over his shoulder retch, you finally look too only to see that like, every picture for every month is of a dog, like the same dog, clearly in distress each time, just fucking blasting ridiculous amounts of shit out its ass, sometimes throwing up an equal quantity and force at the same time, and like 3/4ths of the pictures are indoors, seemingly a different house each time or at least different rooms, sometimes what appears to be a veternarians office, all taken with a real life trained photographers camera- I'm talking rule of thirds framing, proper lighting, dynamic and interesting angles, 4K image quality- like, you can see every matted hair, every chunk in each puddle, lovingly edited in post and rendered, people are screaming, pages turn, every month the dog gets noticeably more ill and decrepit, by the time he flips to december its completely fucking skeletal and shitting with the same efficacy yet still, boss doesnt even rememberr who the fuck gave it to him, he's mad as hell, he starts swinging, . bodies are piling up, someone pulled the fire alarm,
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