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"I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way."
Chandler, Friends Season 6 Episode 24
Dan @ Phil
anyways. dnp both coming out does not excuse behavior in which people ask private and invasive details about their personal lives. it is one thing to look up to them as a beautiful and queer couple and it is another thing to ask them specifics.
remember that time dan said “phil got demanding”, then looked at the camera and wiggled his eyebrows and then licked his lips during a liveshow?
because i don’t. i’ve repressed it so i could live a healthy life.
No but please remind me
*war flashback*
WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you just gotta figure out how to do the mitten thing! (everybody does it differently, so whatever works for you)
make a little mitten shape, a bump for the big thumb muscle, a line for where you want to knuckles to be (and where the fingers end), and you can work out how the hand does hand things~
you can make them more simple or more real, however you want! hands are weird, so don’t worry if they keep looking wrong for a while, once you figure out what works for you, it’ll click. If you practice like 10 or-so basic hand shapes, you can make slight variations on all those, and 10 turns into 20 different hand poses~
Good luck, you can do it, practice until you find your groove, hands are stupid, don’t worry if they don’t look right!
you are a fucking saint x2
GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL
If the Mitten Method is feeling hard to figure out, you could also use the Block Method:
You take a block and then put the basic musculature on top and add fingers
Using a block as a base you can do a whole host of hand poses! Good luck with those tricky hands!!
I struggle with the block method but you explained it so much nicer than the other guides
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This felt like an appropriate photo to share today! Thanks for all the love on my new video, it’s been very inspiring to read all of your stories in the comments too. 🌈😊 https://www.instagram.com/p/BzYZ-PWDoLD/?igshid=15ixfah3b7uxv
phil lester: listen.. im gay. im not sure if you’ll accept me or not, and believe me i know what it’s like to not be accepted, but i really hope you will. my sexuality is such a big part of me and i needed you to know who i am before we get any better acquainted. please just tell me how you feel about it
the mcdonalds drive thru worker: did you want onion on your burger
forget phan, i stan sylvaniel
So I have my dog trained to sit when she wants pet (she used to be very wild and jumpy when we first got her, it’s been a long road) so now when she wants attention she just sits very still and stares VERY intently at you (she’s extremely non verbal and hardly makes sound in general)
So, today I let her out and didn’t realize the fence gate was wide open, and she just shoots right out at this older man and a small girl (bc she just LOVES PEOPLE. A lot) The girl kinda shrieks and the man pulls her behind him (which I get it, my dogs small but she’s still part Pitt, and she was running full throttle at them) and all of a sudden my dog just pulls up completely, full stop, and plants her ass on the ground in front of them, staring and wagging her tail.
And they just stand there, staring at each other. She’s like, vibrating with energy, waiting for pets, and these people are like “wtf” so I run up and explain and the old guy was just so thrilled honestly. The little girl starts petting her and the old dude was gushing about how trained and well behaved she is (I mean, ignoring the fact that she shot out of the gate LMAO) but like, that just made me so happy. I’ve put so much time and effort into training her and making her feel safe and comfortable after he (horrifying) past and I’m just so so proud of her.
TLDR; my dog is a good gorl and I luv her
This is the good girl in question
this,,, really suits dan and phil
thanks @itsmydanpheelings for tagging me!!! ❤
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I'm over 5’5” // I wear glasses/contacts // I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball hats backwards
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i tag: anyone who wants to do this!!
LMAOOOOOOOOO
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.
“You dropped your dick man”
I JUST GOT DANS MERCH IN THE MAIL
ITS SO CUTE
💫astronomy ask game💫
orion: what’s the dumbest fight you’ve ever had ?
nebula: what colors do you think your aura is ?
andromeda: have you ever been in love ?
pleiades: do you have siblings ? what age order are you ?
pegasus: if you could have any animal as a safe and sustainable pet , what would you pick ?
europa: if resources weren’t an issue , what three places would you travel ?
cygnus: do you believe in reincarnation ?
gemini: name the first song that comes to mind .
thebe: how many urls have you used ?
perseus: ocean or freshwater ?
mercury: what one language do you want to be fluent in ?
quasar: what’s your biggest phobia (irrational fear) ?
scorpio: any dark secrets you’re willing to share ?
milky way: chocolate milk or strawberry milk ?
comet: where would you go if you could travel back in time ?
aquarius: name 3 things you like about yourself .
neptune: do you usually remember your dreams ?
asteroid: who’s your celebrity crush ?
ursa major: fields or forest ?
pluto: which planet would you live on if you could ?