"Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?"
I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.

Janaina Medeiros
Peter Solarz

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Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
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One Nice Bug Per Day

shark vs the universe
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styofa doing anything
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle

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@prplepixie
"Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?"
I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.
i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good
So true queen!!!
IF I DIE I DIE
@smol–jelly I can’t-
Fuck, yeah ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
Ossimoro
FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!
I love that most people once they realized what was happening just went full Berserk mode without a care
also the man dropping his walking cane to have an anime like elder master reveal
This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.
Grandpa legit kicked his ass with glee.
normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience
kittie and ouppy best friends forever
Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart
When I see your url on my dash with that icon I think.... I wonder if they wear purple nail polish 🤔
Oh if I get my nails done, I'm definitely looking at purple
tumblr is for the romantics, the artists, the sluts, and the weirdos. i’m all the above lol love it here
Always loved how bbc Merlin ended with Arthur making Merlin his court sorcerer, and them ruling Camelot peacefully for many years
ONCE AND FUTURE
yeah alright. alright yeah yeah sure ok yeah alright sure
@petermorwood