Homo robots

CrimsonEnigma's Transformers oriented sideblog Gay robots ahead

[oceansunfishes]

roddy on the brain... as per usual

[fjordline]

since bringing mass murderer of incalculable lives Megatron on board the Lost Light was such a huge success, bringing mentally unstable ancient gladiator Galvatron on board will surely go just as well

[gretchensinister]

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

[rogha]

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

[dduane]

One instructor in nursing school, fifty years ago: “If you can’t sleep, rest. If you can’t rest, at least lie down and pretend.”

[meangirlnurse]

I don't think that calling a group of people "dirty robot fuckers" is a very nice way to get them to perform the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn to you but good luck getting your answer I guess

the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn 

[vileamericana]

[xyangblog]

Drift: “Can I see it when you are done?”

Rodimus: “No.” (and burn the drawings)

[zen-shenanigans]

[zen-shenanigans]

[zen-shenanigans]

[cosmosnout]

When ur amica was actually kinda hot in his emo phase

[nukeli]

TFP Character Refs Masterpost

All character refs from The art Of Prime. Flier Vehicons and miner Vehicons straight-up didn't have any. Neither didn't general Bryce, Sierra, Vince, Vogel, or other minor human characters who did have 3D models.

~|•|~

Autobots

Optimus Prime / Orion Pax

Arcee

Ratchet

Bumblebee

Bulkhead

Cliffjumper

Wheeljack

Smokescreen

Ultra Magnus

Alpha Trion

~|•|~

Decepticons

Megatron

Starscream

Soundwave & Laserbeak

Knockout

Breakdown

Airachnid

Dreadwing & Skyquake

Shockwave

Predaking

Darksteel

Skylynx

Car Vehicons

Insecticons

~|•|~

Others

The humans

Unicron & Terrorcons

[captainremond]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[plantanarchy]

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[aresmarked]

[A bombastic orchestral piece plays, to which the chicken steps in time.]

[perikiro]

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[nekkyousagiart]

Nekkyo Usagi © 2021

Artstation | Instagram | Deviantart | Etsy

[zombieprowl]

Happy Pink day to all the PJ lovers of the world. And the non PJ lovers too! More tests with watercolors and some new paper I'm trying out.

[beargguy2]

[hei-lin]

The White Horse-01 Lightweight Hazmat Suit

An advanced Cybertronian medical protective suit, able to protect the user, filtrate the polluted air, collect samples, then scan, analyze and neutralize them. Armors are flame retardant, able to regulate user’s core temperature as well, thus decrease the risk of functioning disorder coming after temperature imbalance, and help user to stabilize their own EM Field and spark condition, enhance their capacity to work in moderate polluted environments. A full face mask installed with visual analytics systems provides molecular lever measurement accuracy. Every wearable device is equipped with auto-adapting mod as well as anti-grave mod.  Mobile nuclear activators, agravic mass-shifting stretchers, which for multiple patients or Leader class mecha, and other extensions can be selected to meet customers’ identical needs. Totally customizable appearance: Beak, cyclopean/compound/multiple optic(s), mask, faction band, etc., all are available as you like.

————————————— “Where do you think those missing mecha are?” “The scanner tells me their frames are currently floating around us, uniformly distributed in a mile square. ”