Psychological Thriller

20-something nerd with no chill. Lover of makeup artistry, spooky things, and science. Knowledge is power. Study hard, fuck shit up. (: If you're a thirsty boy who wants my attention, spoil me first. 🖤

[frawgs]

i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

[lefthandedmorty]

Reupload idk what happened to the sound last time sorry

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[cakecountry-deactivated20171024]

this is the worst shit ive ever read

[heatandapathy]

It’s 4:41 in the morning and “vanish me poopum” almost fucking killed me.

[kasaron]

Ladies and Genltemen, I can say unto you with pure and absolute certainty that this is bad worldbuilding.

[psychological--thriller]

If anyone needs me I'll be sobbing into infinity and recovering from the emotional hangover that is Avengers Endgame. Note the Hulk and Spiderman themed eye looks (I went a lil crazy with the spiderwebs okay) and the shakily-applied spiderwebs on my ring fingers - I was gonna do an Infinity Stone manicure but left my holo gold polish at home :( 🕷️🕸️ PS: Endgame-Thor is bae, anyone who disagrees can fite me IRL. 🔨 ✨♾ #motd #fotd #comicbooklook #avengers #endgame #infinitywar #infinitygauntlet #spiderman #peterparker #marvel #marvelfashion #marvekmakeup #hulk #thor #thanos #spiderweb #theamazingspiderman #spidermanhomecoming #summermakeup #summerdress #summerlook #rednails #naturalnails #manicure #diynails #cosplay https://www.instagram.com/missclairely/p/BwuloAtlK5J/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pehohcl10d7w

[psychological--thriller]

Did you die? :(

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated (:

[psychological--thriller]

Hi. My life is a god damn disaster but I'm alive and doing okay.

Somebody smashed our car window last night and stole all my god damned shoes so uh, if y'all wanna send an Amazon giftcard to [email protected] I'll owe you one. From my leather flats, canvas sneakers, and flipflops to my hooker heels, all gone. They're not even name brand! WHY WOULD YOU STEAL WALMART AND AMAZON SHOES?! Ugh whatever, hope the culprit is at least enjoying my amazing taste in footwear currently.

Also hi hello yes, the rumors are true, my in-laws found my blog and, assuming Matt wasn't aware of it (lolwut?), proceeded to lose their goddamned minds and burn every bridge possible. Which, honestly, I get. I'm not the kind of girl any traditional mom wants her son to bring home, and I've never pretended to be. I've always been honest about who I am, where I've been, and what I think. I'm not going to argue with grown adults about what are, essentially, the contents of my diary. You stuck your nose in your kid's sex life and didn't like what you found -- that shit's on you. I've done my time in the closet, censoring myself, pretending to be something else, praying the gay away. I will never go back there again, ever. I'll sleep on the fucking street before I spend one more single second hating myself for what I cannot change. I like guys, I like girls, I like them on their own or together, get the fuck over it. It's 2019 for Christ's sake.

So I moved out, and temporarily back in with Kevin and Hilton while I get back on my feet. Feet which, currently, have no goddamned shoes on them.

Anyway I'm alive and doing okay and still sober. I have a fuckton of messages to catch up on, so apologies if I'm slow getting back to y'all. It's really touching that anyone on here even noticed my absence, let alone gives a fuck.

Y'all are great. Talk soon (:

-C (Life-ruiner, gigantic whore, life of the fucking party whether you like it or not)

[psychological--thriller]

Fuck everything.

Why did I even bother cleaning up my act if it never would have mattered anyway, jesus

[psychological--thriller]

Makin' my own clouds on this rainy spring day 🌧️♥️🌬️ @geekvapetech 🚭 nails: @OPI "My Wishlist is You" + OPI Infinite Shine ✨ #manicure #red #vape #geekvape #OPI #nails #nailpolish #crimson #naturalnails #realnails #vapeporn #nailporn #nailvarnish #spring #springfashion #springnails #brightnails #aegis #aegismod #infiniteshine #opinails #simplynailogical https://www.instagram.com/missclairely/p/BwfG1sUFibe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mqrhgppxb16f

[stevienick]

# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

[psychological--thriller]

I was literally on my way out, you can chill with the attempted emotional blackmail. It’s nothing I haven’t been totally open about on here and IRL.

You are hurting your son worse than I ever could. Just stop.

[psychological--thriller]

Cool I have nowhere to live now. That was fast lol.

[psychological--thriller]

I'm playing this ridiculous game called Cats Are Cute and honestly this is the least stressed out I've been all week. Ssssh. Just let me enjoy petting the kitties.

And yes, that one at the very end is doing his laundry. He lives at the Laundrocat.

[bled]

[dyke2watchout4-deactivated20260]

“I don’t know what I’m like. I get glimpses of myself in other people’s eyes. I try to be careful whom I use as a mirror.”

— Madeleine L’Engle, A Circle of Quiet via Chatting At The Sky “What Everyone Ought To Know About Self Reflection” (via delta-breezes)

[anxietyproblem]

[noahnomore]

[soy-u-n-a-loquilla]