Hey Man

Breakups only accepted via text

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[justjames]

:))))))

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

It’s him… the moreos guy…

[ricekrispyjoints]

nobody tell the moreos guy

[snapcracklenope-deactivated2026]

i accidentally started shipping toby and cj and i think i’m gonna die 

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[idek-carrie]

Enola Holmes:

After 3 weeks since the film was released and several times of the software crashing, I have finished.

(...Also, after looking at each portraits for so long I’ve started to severely dislike them, and they now look like blobs 😅)

[bitcoitus]

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

[bitcoitus]

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

[movedtocarlislesscarf]

us collectively reading our illegal copies of midnight sun cause fuck sm*yer

[the-butterwitch]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kiwimidnight]

[ottermatopoeia]

This was………………. the drag of the century

[ruinedchildhood]

[loloisafangirl]

Hermes: why are you looking through a fork?

Athena: I’m pretending you’re in jail

Hermes: why?

Athena: it’s spiritually healing

[iszm]

I found this funny incorrect Criminal Minds quote and i had to draw it. ( And i really love funny coming out stories. They remind my of my coming out.)

If you think it funny, feel free to reblog :)