Ollie

I’m a bunny <3

[pubbiboii]

Hi im Ollie

This is my pin<3

I use any pronouns but prefer fem

Spiritually I’m a bunny

I’m an Age regressor and a pet regressor

Dni of your a pedophile, anti lgbtq, antisemitism, racist or a hateful person or if you were born on February 14 2012 and your name starts with a K and your last name starts with an L

*follow my 18+ acc @bunni-bun-bun mdni there <3

[strangenewfriends]

"Boy dinner, I've discovered, is just eating a rotisserie chicken over the sink" -Harry Styles

[louisandthedagger]

[pubbiboii]

I’m tired of boring conspiracy theories here are mine

1. Louis is the king of mars and his songs are what he plays in order to make us forget there’s no proof against this

2. Liam Payne is mars itself we’ve never seen Liam and Mars in the same room together

3. Zayn is a hummingbird again we’ve never seen Zayn and a hummingbird in the same room together and it makes sense how he gets his high notes and the drinks we see are all secretly sugar water

4. Harry styles astral projects into a fridge magnet every night before bed and sleeps on his fridge I have no proof for this but it feels true

5. Niall Horan is secretly a pint of Guinness we’ve never seen Niall as a pint Guinness but it makes sense he’s Irish and he loves Guinness and he’s good at golf

6. Simon cowell is a cockroach and I hate him

[obviously-im-a-boyo]

i had to create your vision

[pubbiboii]

OMG YESSSS

[mythweaverarts]

harry styles is back. louis tomlinson is releasing a new album. niall horan randomly showed up in a myles smith track. zayn malik announced a tour AND teased new music. and most of this happened within 48 hours.

[loliangelsnotes]

⊹ ࣪ ˖ Bunny ೀ

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡

[pubbiboii]

Me <3

[freddiesmyqueen]

i demand to see this every saturday from now on

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[gl1tt3rf4ng]

"Like the movie barnyard" is killing me lmaooo

[rat-detector]

[beastliness]

one thing I've long believed is that men should wear a shirt that's unbuttoned a slutty amount and a necklace that they can toy with seductively

[mythweaverarts]

boy do i have the man for you

[pubbiboii]

[pubbiboii]

Happy new year my blåhaj friends

[sunshineandlyrics]

🩵🎉 Louis tweeted on 1 January 2026! x x

[pubbiboii]

Happy new year!!!!!

[depsidase]

[spotchka]

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

[wtfx1d]

zero direction

[pubbiboii]

I just watched my dad bite into an apple having fully forgotten that people can do that because I never have and can’t (won’t) do it I was so freaked out

[skaiawards]

It is the end of the tour. The One Direction have finished, and can now relax. Harry Styles is sitting on the couch when Louis opens the door and walks in.

"I just miss him," moped Harry. "It's hard being on tour alone. It's hard and nobody understands."

Louis crocks his finger under Harry's chin and brings Harry's eyes up to meet his own. "You don't have to miss Obama," he chuckled, "I've been here the whole time."

[pubbiboii]

No please have mercy on my soul