Organized blog? Never heard of her

she/her 24✨back in my book era✨

[swordshapedleaves]

Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.

[swordshapedleaves]

prev these tags have me crying. this is absolutely what it's all about

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

[official-boob-posts]

you know what this means chat

[etherealspacejelly]

the quiz:

[official-boob-posts]

I was wondering what happened to this post but it turns out the fucking trekkies (affectionate) got to it

[oliviawebsite]

the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

[cottoncandylesbo]

there's an old old lady sitting at the top of a tall tall house and she stares out the window and points her long gnarled finger at me

[yurimom]

thats one of the hot milfs in ur area they were talking about

[cottoncandylesbo]

i think so! last time i asked for her number i awoke in the forest of illusions 😃

[xylophonetangerine]

Apparently the 1300 ft trash chute in 432 Park Avenue does not have any breaks or offsets in it to slow down the garbage so stuff thrown away at the top floors easily reaches terminal velocity and sounds like bombs going off when it hits the bottom.

[toastyglow]

I have a thing to get to but had to get this out real quick

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is what "your emotions are valid" means.

It doesn't mean that any random shit you do is fine so long as you're angry or sad. It means that the anger and sadness is fine, attacking the emotion is pointless, and it's your behaviour in response to it that can help or harm.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

she's ok with the baby being mind controlled

[scouts-cosplays]

normal day in tf2 casual

[conzoop]

This is what goes on in those gmod RP 128 player servers that are always full

[official-kircheis]

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[funny-tik-toks]

[postdespair]

[depsidase]

[marzipanandminutiae]

forever on my "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE US USED TO HAVE DECENT PUBLIC TRANSIT" soapbox

if people realize that the way it is now isn't how it has to be, transit-wise, maybe they'll feel empowered to change it back (with bonus Modern Technology)

(this also applies to clothing waste and reuse)

(unfortunately the people who look to the past for guidance the most seem to be the ones who want to apply it to social attitudes instead)

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

[Image description: Social Media Post from @courtneymian.com. "One annoying thing about historical research is looking up how long it took to get from A to B in the US by train in 1880 and then looking it up now and realizing it was faster in 1880."]

[narwhalsarefalling]

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

[fleshdyk3]

btw i was looking up pics of california condors the other day and found this and im like on the verge of tears are you guys fucking seeing this

[hemipenal-system]

you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

[hemipenal-system]

...stop saying vondom in the tags

[butterfly-sapphic]

Don't forget to take countraception

[bunny-banana]

if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

[ceekari]

It's a lot easier to prevent cramps from getting bad than to stop them once they already are. Take the medicine sooner and use the heating pad sooner rather than later.

[krakensdottir]

This is true of pain medication for ANY condition. My mom drilled this into me back when she worked as an O.R. nurse: Do not wait until the pain is bad. If you know it’s going to be, get ahead of it. First cramp? Medicate now. Twinges of a headache? Medicate now. Pulled your back and you know you’ll feel it later? Medicate NOW.