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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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i don't do bad sauce passes

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline

Origami Around
Claire Keane

Discoholic 🪩
Mike Driver

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day

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@puffytypetosser
Good bitch, I'm glad none of your people have an ounce of loyalty to you
does that suck, mark? is it not fun to have your privacy violated? do you feel uncomfortable with people knowing things about you that you'd rather they not know? tell me more about how much you value your security and privacy, mark.
Just thinking about no helmet Senshi ✨🥘✨
Aelin: You know, I don’t actually know your family name
Fenrys: Moonbeam
Everyone:
Fascinated by this phenomenon
Feel free to print and distribute this image
hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying
Everything you see isn’t the colour you see it as. It is instead every colour EXCEPT the one you see. You perceive that colour due to that spectrum of light bouncing off the object and going zoorp into your eyeballs.
ok this does genuinely piss me off actually
Your eyes also see things upside down but your brain flips it rightside up again.
And y’know how goats are known for having those horizontal eyes that twist around in their sockets so that they always see parallel to the horizon? Human eyes do that too.
oh no this is much worse
this is so much worse
More body weirdness ahead:
What’s really worse is that some people can control it. So that they ask you to stare into their eyes and then, with their head completely still, you can see them rotate their eyeballs.
*rolls my eyes at you and then to your horror rolls them AGAIN*
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SU having a whole-ass episode with the moral of 'you know sometimes you and your friends will have different feelings about the same piece of fiction and that's fine, don't get too worked up over it' hits different after learning how the internet treated this show while it was running.
I think some of y’all are missing the point reading some of these tags
They’re not saying “wow that’s such a small amount to win.” Cause yeah to every normal person $434M is a life time of money to have.
What they’re pointing out is looking at how much the gov taxed of that $2 billion, makes it glaringly obvious how little actually billionaires are paying in taxes comparatively.
*wakes up in a cold sweat* a Wario-style negative-version of Bowser who’s ultra cheerful and peppy called Wowser
Bow ze/zir
“Samantha thinks that the walk-in is soundproof.”
[muffled screaming]
“And we just… haven’t told her that it’s not.”
This is
Peak comedy
Perfect comedic timing
No one can top this I think
I’m Samantha
Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile
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With the holidays here, thought this is worth sharing
This website is still here and some of the asks are heartbreaking. Like “Jamie wants a new pair of jeans because he’s never had new clothes before”. Or “Kayla wants a bag with her name on it for when she moves foster homes again.”
A lot of these kids ask for brand name clothing and it sounds pretentious but having one nice new fashionable piece of clothing means a lot when all your previous clothes have come out of black trash bags from charities.
Btw, you can filter wishes based on gender, age, price, etc to help you find the perfect wish for you. This charity is LGBTQ-affirming (unlike a lot of religion-based charities that are unfortunately homophobic), so you can even look for nonbinary kids to donate to.
Also, I would really encourage people to be open to granting wishes made by older foster kids (14+) or young adults who aged out of the system and still lack family support. They’re so often forgotten.
If you don’t have a lot of money but still want to help give a kid (or young adult) a nice Christmas, there are lots of wishes that are $24 for stocking stuffers as well, or $15 for a sqishmallow!
https://www.onesimplewish.org
Jesus christ theyre like spiritually jacking each other off
this was a historical moment in television
Apparently the rights to do this set back the budget for the rest of the season to like $5 and a peanut butter sandwich but it was abso-fucking-lutely worth every red cent