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[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[sp1resong]

[izzybellgee]

[bananafofana-split-lady]

[cradle-of-darkness]

[rainyydoves]

[strawberry-crocodile]

to Han Solo's credit I think "oh our generals had Magic Powers that let them stop bullets and heal the injured because of our Secret Religion" is, in fact, a reasonable thing to be critical of if neither you nor anyone you know has met a Jedi.

Now, if your best friend who you spent all your time with was on first name basis with the spirutual leader of said religion-

[strawberry-crocodile]

Han assumes Yoda is just some joke Chewie's pulling until Luke comes back from Dagobah with a whole story about a little green ballsack elf who can do magic and his blood runs cold

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[bloodclotbitch]

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[segamascott]

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[only-cat-memes]

[loverofboob]

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[bnha-smashcomics-deactivated202]

Just found out Brahmas chickens exist. Seeing those dudes really reminds me that they’re related to the t-rex. Look at this dude:

You must be saying, but that is just a regular rooster.

WRONG

At this point you’re probably sweating, maybe shaking and crying saying, surely that child is just short, but again you’d be

WRONG

They are big.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I got tagged in this and I should note: Of all the chicken breeds I've met, these are the gentlest and friendliest. Also very somft. All three I've gotten to handle have wanted to cuddle, and they're very warm, like cats.

[oncillaphoenix]

I love how at first it looks like a normal chicken coming out of the house:

but then it keeps coming

[evelyn315]

That is an ENORMOUS cock

[i-merani]