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Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

berkelbites

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

originalcrime

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

godsfavoritespecialangel

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

tuxankhamun

gaslit-dipshits

appalachian-werewolf

Follow the money behind America's data center boom. Track 2,300+ projects, PAC spending, and the politicians who sign off on it.

reasonsforhope

Reasons for hope: Lots of amazing people did a ton of work to make this fantastic, fully interactive resource available - because no matter how bleak things seem, there are millions, and millions of people doing everything they can to protect both the world and their own communities.

You can use this to view and subscribe to updates, project statuses, and for at least some of them even whole dossiers. This is an amazing resource, I highly recommend checking it out

aliexpressfindoftheday

AliExpress find of the day: Banana Boots.

randomitemdrop

Item: Banana Boots; -5 Friction on any terrain. While dangerous for the untrained, someone with high enough Dexterity can use them to pull some intricate footwork maneuvers.

borgevino

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

hellish-undeath

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

chloecat

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

bugshroom

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

untitledrockshow

dream blunt rotation

uglymelon

Safety tips you can share during your next blunt rotation:

Bacteria grow most rapidly in the range of temperatures between 40°F and 140°F, doubling in number in as little as 20 minutes. This range of temperatures is often called the "Danger Zone." Keep hot food hot and cold food cold.

Always wear a life jacket when you’re out on the water.

When driving, use the three-second rule to ensure a safe following distance and avoid a collision. This gives you enough time to react if another driver makes a mistake.