Dessi's Corner

Im Dessi Stoner things, humor, and relatable shit. Please enjoy my blog and have a wonderful day, you lovelies.

[evilyaoii]

why is this so fucking funny

[der-schwartzenmann]

Well, he’s not wrong.

[lubricates]

“WE NEED TO FUCKING SAVE TURTLES, BECAUSE WITHOUT TURTLES….”

“WE WOULDN’T HAVE TURTLES!”

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[gallusrostromegalus]

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

[eyesoftirnoch]

…hell yes.

[toytowns]

CSI: Willy Wonka

[freeorcsofappalachia]

[helsaguy]

This post is flawless.

[godlessgirl]

Love!

[thathighguy]

A-1 posting

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[grahambrooks-deactivated2018120]

Cardi B & Nicki Minaj at New York Fashion Week (2018)

[untexting]

[borzboy-deactivated20180510]

[puertohurraco]

[punkdessi]

Scan my #kikcode to chat with me. My username is 'punkdessi' http://kik.me/punkdessi #kik #kikme

[emerald-imperial]

please look at my cat’s feet

[librakitti]

……………………………….incredible 

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps 

(#1 @lifewithmalamutes)

[paprika]

[greyhorsephoto]

[unclefather]

I have been fooled

[birch-the-fish-crow]

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[akeelahandthetea]

this one is never not funny

[darkslayer092]

They’ve come so far.

[gutterballgt]

Give them their hair back??

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Freshman year vs senior year

[android1000]

[rexuality]

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

[waterdowntheoldelera]

not being really overweight but not being thin is a weird place because you never look quite as good as your friends and you’re in that spot that everyone tells you “you’re not fat!” but doesn’t want to say you’re thin and no matter if your weight shifts you always sort of look the same to yourself and in some situations you can hide your appearance but in others its alarmingly obvious, and buying clothes is like a luck of the draw as to if you’ll look thin or huge because it feels like there isn’t an in between