Puns & Satires

The place where memes come true.

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Steve: I had a date.

Bucky: I had a plum.

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Gary: Look at this. Open your eyes. Don't be frightened. See... See... SEEEE!

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Listen to me, we’re going on a trip now, it’s going to be rough. If you hear something in the woods, you tell me. if you hear something in the water, you tell me. But under no circumstances are you allowed to put on the ring!

Frodo:

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Bird Box

Malorie & family:

Gary:

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Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size K2SO ... because you know I'm all about that BB8.

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If there’s anything cuter than Fili, Kili, and Bilbo Baggins—and all three of them at the same time—it would have to be these dogs. They look surprisingly similar to the characters, wouldn’t you agree?!

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"It's what you do in the dark that puts you in the light."

If Middle Earth had its own (literal) version of Under Armour, Samwise Gamgee would be the perfect man/hobbit for the #RuleYourself campaign. So much exercise and sacrifice.

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Big guys like little guys.

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For the (not so) dead guys. #WeDoSeeItComing

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(You and me both, Cisco. You and me both...)

Mazel tov to the very happy looking couple. Till death does Oliver Queen Al Sah-him and Nyssa Al Ghul apart! In which case, there’s always the Lazarus Pit. Wedding present from “Daddy Ra’s.”

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Reblog or like if you want CW Arrow to literally shrink Ray P. (And remember, little guys also matter.)

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Well, that does it. Looks like Coulson is Fury-ious.