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[mdintraining]

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

[thelastpilot]

This is very useful to me i have absolutely no gauge for how old children are and what they can typically do at what ages

[vibinwitch]

Surely I’m not the only one who thought this was a shitpost at first

[marvelninenine]

[kirstenmcduffie]

the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased

[puppetnotmaster]

I just scheduled this to make sure

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

[monster-fucker]

M

[jame7t]

M

[yahenni]

M

[nyxwoven]

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[booksbybingo]

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

[safitheartist]

…………..you think?

[macko-99]

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

[arofili]

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

[prismatic-starstuff]

The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

[silly-jellyghoty]

Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this

[whitetigerdemoness]

[buzzfeed]

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

[socialnetworkhell]

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow

Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[s-t-a-y-i-n-g]

[gracelesstars]

2020 calendar so far..

[metocoymerregusto]

Wait for it

[elpalodelchurrero]

Que weno

[dollsahoy]

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

[aptronyms]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[peachsip]

[unhappeon]

………open the gate.

[schizoyuri-deactivated20160514]

stop……having it be closed

[animalsnaps]

Animal snaps

[678i0u]

Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok is rip that thing off your head.

[adampvrrish]

i wish i could touch my red string of fate. i'm about to start yanking this motherfucker towards me.

[inkskinned]

How much childhood.... Am I actually .... Like supposed to remember.......

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