Otaku-Band-Girl

Bands + Anime + Humour Ashley Homoromantic Asexual INTJ

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]

It's October 1st my dudes, you know what that means 🎃

[hedyke-remaking]

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

closeted gays be like: I can’t get my wisdom teeth removed because what if they give me laughing gas and I accidentally come out

[traitorous-bastard]

[the-incedible-sulk]

I have real tears

[paperpeter]

drawn by John Grosjean

colorized by tofuthebold-art

[iaminlovewithtomholland]

I’m gonna go cry now I guess :)

[caffeineheroes]

HE IS PETER’S JARVIS 😭

[nerdymomstuff]

‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus

[wolkking]

@taintedmint

[cecilia-the-mermaid-blog]

Links: Bio-glitter     EcoStardust     Minkle bio-glitter Glitterution     PRJKT GLTTR     The gypsy shrine pic N mix     eco Glitter Fun     Glitter Tribe

[stargazer-scientist]

I’m a huge glitter makeup queen, but this has been on my mind for a while now. My best friend bought me gold eco friendly glitter for Christmas. It was wonderful. Choose your products wisely, they have a larger impact than you think.

[tilthedayidice]

Biodegradable glitter for all your needs

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

[antique-scarecrow]

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

[heckoffmate]

This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

[starsberrisnunicorns]

“...Gurira beat out Avengers: Infinity War’s Chris Hemsworth, Jurassic World star Chris Pratt, Deadpool 2’s Ryan Reynolds, and her Black Panther co-star, Chadwick Boseman, for the honor.”

“Thank you for affirming that women and girls, when they are given the chance to hang with the boys, can hang with the best of them…”

[sauronbo]

When you find that one perfect fic of OTP that's 200,000+ words with great plot, character development, and fluff/smut/angst in POV swap... and it's complete.

[sauronbo]

[dis-is-tomskittyjamas]

difference between reading smut and fluff 

smut/ rated M and E: 

pokerface sage level

frozen af

slight mouth twitching

less breathing/no breathing at all

often reads at exposed public spaces

CHILL AF

fluff:

tendency to break things

screaming

raptor noises

more screaming

fanning self

chill level at -0

hits everything and everyone

always on the verge of cardiac arrest

abnormal heart rate

external manifestation of the devil high on rainbow weed

‘bitch you dont touch me while im reading this or i will hurt you’

[hxsies-deactivated20201109]

Who did that? Elise. Fucking. Bauman. Did. That.

[teaboot]

“Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment

[teaboot]

oh shit I summoned my mom

[kelssiel]

a parentagram

[rotfae]

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

[shinelikethunder]

#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)

[hellenhighwater]

I find that if I’m wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire. 

[lierdumoa]

[batreaux]

she wears short skirts, i leave a slime trail  she’s cheer captain and i’m just a 

[elodieunderglass]

Every time I see this I just quietly message it to a selection of people who are Never Grateful Enough

[vethox]

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”