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A friend wondered why he hadn't heard back from a potential client after he emailed them following what he thought was a promising meeting.

Checked the email he'd sent them.

"It was nice to meet you toady."

Ah that'd be it.

patrickkramerpaintings-deactiva

“Requiem for June” process, oil on panel, 32 x 30 in.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I scrolled down and thought this was a photograph of a painting sitting behind some candles. Not until I scrolled back up did I realise that the candles are part of the painting.

kegelgod-deactivated20160519

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

toohot-tohoot

What

kegelgod-deactivated20160519

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

carbomcoco

this is the only heritage post that matters to me

centrally-unplanned

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

6qubed

aropride

yourmomxx

Jason: This is a mistake

Dick, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Jason: But not today

Dick, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

obsidianstrawberrymilk

While Jason Todd and Tim Drake are both tragedies, Jason is a Shakespearian tragedy (doomed by the narrative) while Tim is a Greek tragedy (doomed by himself/his own flaws). In this essay I will-

jpeg-dot-jpeg

op where’s the rest of the essay

kayjayo1227

Batfam as B99 💕

New suits for all but Timmy

superklutzkent

i made more

[1] - [2]

superklutzkent

i see them everywhere and wanted to make some of these myself so

bonus, kon

[1] - [2]

byjove

I love abusing the fuck out of the English language. I’ll just make a word up. Fuck it. Shakespeare did it too.

byjove

I’m going to string together a sentence that is so grammatically incorrect. Big fan of the “if you can understand what I meant, shut up about the way I said it” mentality. And I’m a writer.

byjove

You see a medieval manuscript where they spelled “chickens” 12 different ways and you just know this language is meant to be used and abused.

prostheticknowledge

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

johnnystompanado-deactivated201

the time is now

susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201

hell yeah

defibrinationsyndrome

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

spiffymuffin

caterjunes

it’s called the purple ramjet

jolys

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

grillmasterxbbq

shove a vase up your ass

lord-kitschener

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

fan-troll

i call it the matterhorn

poultrymancy

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

darklightescape

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

teapotsahoy

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

furiousfran

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

ifitaintbaroque

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

prettyyinpunk

Plate.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

ragingbookdragon-deactivated201

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

mysukisilentdeath

ITS BACK

ivory-reverie

M U S H R O O M

bill-nye-official-blog

en garde

fangcore

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

chimera-off-the-string

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

icarus-suraki

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

polarsirens

The Ring of Brass endures.

Keep reading

otterlyart

Crying and Campaign 1 at NYCC

naamahdarling

I'm sorry I can't read that book you recommended. Yeah, no, it's just that beginning something new that I don't know if I'm in the mood for is to me what plastic bags are to horses and if you play 30 seconds of an unfamiliar audiobook I WILL spook and break two of my legs.

naamahdarling

I can't even bring myself to read books I WANT to read, what the fuck makes anyone think they have more power over me than the dopamine-sucking rat inside my own brain? You say a movie is super good and want me to watch it so we can talk about it? No. That's homework now. My brain selects what is Acceptable based on something between ornithomancy and letting a cat knock over some cups. Nobody understands it. I am ruled by it. Doctors refuse to adequately medicate me for it. I will watch the latest Pixar movie when and only when you prop my corpse in front of the television and the coins fall off my eyes.

Yes this is about ADHD.

partialbirthabortion

I have now seen have a bag of plastic bags attributed to growing up in a black household, a Latino household, an immigrant household, an Appalachian household and a “white trash” household. I think it’s time to just admit that we all have a plastic bag bag