purplenightshade17

i made it when i was 8 shut up (it's funny cuz i actually did)

[birdbyrne]

so im going crazy waiting for chapter 14 i need to know simons pov and what hes thinking… when i say crazy i mean this fic is all i can think abt

[echothescuglat]

:3

oh my god

[candieduranium]

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[purplenightshade17]

was it casual when we were best friends for 2 years, dated for one, and then you broke up with me for no apparent reason and we were both heartbroken, but then the next time we saw each other in person as friends i cried and told you how i missed you and you told me you know and you understand and pulled me into the tightest hug i’ve ever been in and we got so close you were practically on my lap and you cried too and ran your fingers through my hair and my tears got on your shirt and you wiped them off my face with your thumb and stared directly into my eyes and smiled so softly and said you were sorry and it just made me cry harder? but i guess it was casual. because you have a boyfriend and your mom is homophobic and you don’t love me anymore. and i can’t do anything about that.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[banbanyuri]

stupid idiot falls over and dies

[darkotorclash]

okay i'm feeling kinda bad is there a reason why i want people to worry about me and also not worry about me

[echothescuglat]

i dont know but i would also like answers for those who have em because my brain is like this all the time

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[lostangelofthestars]

he can have my severe ear infection too

[echothescuglat]

can i give him my fucked up joints maybe

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[birdbyrne]

compiled some Aperture-ass lyrics

If y'all have any songs to add lmk! Im gonna fix up the playlist soon

[seraphont]

thoughts on the lack of jessa in the short 💔🥹

come closer anon,

while there’s obviously no solid mention lol, building J’s characterization and habits is always good for the Jessa.

not thinking about them as much in the context of the video (shocking I know), I’m mostly just rotating the team/family dynamic of the squad and how it builds J to be this almost thankless older sibling. Someone who has to cover up the horrors of their actual reality while also being “naive” herself. Yes I’m taking that Santa joke and extrapolating it - J deserves to not worry and be whimsical too.

Key things I’m looking at and twisting in my jessa addled mind:

1. We know J has an awful attitude. Often times people see Tessas own personality and go “how did they get along.” Among other reasons I’ve already mentioned- being the closest two at the manor, Tessa was probably the only person to see that silly relaxed side of J. And it makes me scream

2.

whatever I’m normal, I’m so normal

3. J’s penchant for wanting to hang out with human skeletons made me feel some sort of way.

4. Her staring listlessly, perturbed even, over desecrated bodies… also made me feel some sort of way.

[purplenightshade17]

tessa mayonessa

[cuntry-luvin]