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Not today Justin
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document

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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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if i look back, i am lost
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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pics that are on my mind 24/7
if you've had the experience of being a younger woman working in an office setting, you've probably had the unfortunate yet somehow universal experience of an older woman being a little mean to you. but you know who would NEVER do that? my girl Connie.
she adores all the younger women in the office. she always tells them "you'll tell me if anyone is bothering you, okay?" and means it. if one of them is having a hard day, they know they can go into Connie's office for a bit and she'll lower the blinds for them so they can have privacy. she's always trusted to have the hard conversations, like telling one of them they're not following dress code or need to be more formal in their emails, because she always makes sure they're not embarrassed.
one time she notices all of them have cute little plushies and bag charms on their work bags and is immediately obsessed. she says she's too old for things like that and is met with a chorus of "Connie NOOOOOO" and then they all buy her different little bag charms for her purse. she's been getting the same combo of Bubble Bath and Funny Bunny on her nails for 15 years but loves seeing the nail art and fun colors the other girls get. at one point some of them start having a weekly book club and they all get Connie into romantasy smut. Connie LOVES her girls okay
MY shane
ilya is eagerly waiting for shane to finish his shower so he can just lie on top of him and keep sniffing him for at least 20 minutes straight because he’s absolutely obsessed with shane’s scent. he’s explained the reason why to shane several times now and is cus shane smells best right after a shower and shane’s always like “even without me putting on any cologne or body lotion?” and ilya just goes “sweetheart, you don’t get it? your natural scent is the most addictive thing in the world you’re the best smelling person i know” and shane doesn’t really get it what is so special about how he smells, but he lets it go cus he loves that moment when his husband is on top of him, hugging him and showing him affection and just breathing him in. and of course he’s indulging with everything that makes ilya happy so he’s truly content to just lie there and let him.
the one i couldn't finish at work, happy fingers in his mouth monday
it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library
its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times
The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3
I LOVE LIBRARY
WE LOVE LIBRARY USERS
if you’re in this situation you can still get a Queer Liberation Library card!!
queer books, for free, for anyone anywhere in the usa. we’ve tried to make it as easy as possible to sign up
just confused flash drive for flesh light
overlooking the city …
messy hollanov doodles
i find it so funny how we collectively as a fandom have resorted to 'and shane is out of the house doing a commercial' as the one all-encompassing excuse for any post-TLG headcanon where they have to not be in the same place for plot reasons, because it's an actual mental gymnastic to conjure up any other circumstances where they would ever willingly be apart once married.
When your bro is also your bunny it can be something so special.
crucially important that the centaurs overwhelming response to their first full week of Shane is oh my god ilya why didnt you SAY he was so fucking funny
shane's big ass smile when ilya squeezes his tit and calls him a pervert is very important to who #myshane is
yuna wearing medium wash denim and swirling her white wine while plotting how to put her weird gay son on the iron throne is just so vital to me
After years of regular abuse to their bodies, Shane and Ilya have lots of aches and pains. One night, Shane awakes to a familiar pain in his hips, tendons and ligaments pulled too tight. He can feel the pain, starting at the top of his leg, where femur meets pelvis. Can feel it radiating out, throbbing, traveling down his nerves to rest in his knee. Feels it spread further, down to his ankle and into his toes.
Shane knows this pain, and he knows the only thing that will help is to stretch the muscle. Pushing through the pain, he bends his knee and plants one foot on the bed, hooking his other ankle over his knee. He laces his fingers behind his thigh and pulls, his ankle coming toward his chest, stretching the offending muscle and tendon and ligament. The pull on his hip burns, and Shane pulls hard enough to almost feel relief.
Shane tries to do his stretches without waking Ilya, knowing he went to bed late and had to be up early, but Shane’s movement and unsteady breathing must have woken him, because suddenly Ilya is there. Strong, warm hands are stroking his hip and behind his thigh, helping push his ankle toward his chest.
“Shhhhhh, is okay malysh, you are doing so good”.
Shane whimpers at the mixture of pain and pleasure flooding his body. Unable to say anything through the throbbing, pulsing feeling that had made a home in his body.
“I know, you are doing so good. Just a little bit more and I will get your heating pad for you.”
Starting at his ankle, Ilya presses light, lingering kisses along his legs, following the same path as the pain pulsing in his nerves. Once he reaches the top of Shane’s hip, Ilya makes his way back down his leg, pressing sweet kisses to every inch along the way.
“Let’s switch sides now sweetheart”
After they repeated the stretches on the other side, Ilya got up to plug in Shane’s heating pads and arrange them on his aching muscles. Strong, warm hands massaged Shane’s legs, pressing hard and dulling the throbbing sensation with a new, sharp pain. This kind of pain was good. It broke up the ever present ache in his hips and knees and ankles, made him feel like maybe the pain wouldn’t last forever.
Afterward, with Shane in a position that doesn’t disturb his heating pads and hurts his legs the least, his head tucked into Ilya’s neck with his husband’s warm, perfect hands caressing his head, Shane whispers into the darkness,
“Thank you”
Ilya looks down and kisses the top of Shane’s head.
“Of course sweetheart. Wake me up if it gets bad again”
“Ya tebya lyublyu”
“Ya tebya lyublyu”
hollanov text history is like. short domestic conversation. nude. nude. comment about a game/player. nude. game pigeon. nude. instagram reel. sweet exchange. the filthiest sext ever written in history. hockey something. nude