i write stuff sometimes

hi there! i'm purple or cat! i use she/her pronouns but they/them is always fine! i created this tumblr pretty much exclusively because i wouldn't stop infodumping my fandoms on my friend who has. absolutely no idea what any of them are. you know who you are, sorry ily.  Most of my work is on Ao3 under @PurrpleSpaceCats!

[chrischannibal]

locked in for finals week

[chrischannibal]

ok finals are over, i’m in wisdom tooth healing HELL so

here are the 3 watch faces that i have scattered between my motivational quotes.

you’re welcome.

[megamindsupremacy]

after fighting for my life for Twenty Entire Minutes to make the image fit, Toothless has been replaced.

[valentina-poem]

[weather-n-calamity]

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

[vvarhound]

[grawly]

i have no opinion on this other than that conceptually its really really funny

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[churchedcannibal]

"There is no platonic explanation for this" - outaded. there always is

"There is no straight explanation for this." - great. doesn't exclude platonic from the conversation. Only works for queer couples

"There is no explanation for this." - covers all grounds. the new big thing. there is nothing. there will never be anything. all that is and all that was is no more.

[croutondave]

"so tired of the childrens hospital jokes" "stop running horse plinko into the ground" you're entering the circus hut and complaining when there are clowns there

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

we no longer need to manually beat the dead horse, the plinko machine now automates perpetual tumblr fixations. this is the future of modern technology

[homunculus-argument]

Great prank concept: choose a target, get a few photos of them, then find an artist who can replicate some extremely specific type of historical art, commission the artist to draw a portrait of the subject in that exact style, and then have the picture saved up somewhere for the next time your target starts talking shit. So you can reply to them with

"Didn't ask, don't care, also you look exactly like this drunk guy pissing into his own mouth in a medieval manuscript" and sending them a picture that looks exactly like them as a drunk peasant guy pissing into his own mouth in a handwritten medieval style manuscript. Because it is.

[homunculus-argument]

Other great art pieces to commission of people who mildly annoy you:

As the husband standing in a bush in a renaissance mythological painting, watching in anguish as Zeus fucks his wife

French satire cartoon of a grievously insulted pompous wig noble sulking over getting ignored at an orgy

Getting stomped by the chariot of Alexander the Great in a classical mosaic

Same style but just getting stomped on by Alexander the Great

Erotic mural of a weeping, desperately horny human figure begging for the attentions of a satyr and getting rejected

Ugly renaissance baby jesus.

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

[writingdose]

[project-catgirlpiller]

[tiny-space-whale]

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

[regging]

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

[freakinflipflop]

Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back

[tesria]

This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you've practiced, so you can do it and you don't find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn't mean it isn't actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!

[3amfanfiction]

this applies to writing and art, too

[yaldabaothadeez]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

[wintersoldierfell]

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

[its-your-mind]

Took this as a challenge and queued this for two years from now

[hongjoongpresent]

ID: tags from livingnotetonote that reads: in 2 years this will be incomprehensible. End ID

[avidreaderffn]

do you know what this is talking about

yes, i was there gandalf

yes, i wasnt here for it but i've heard about it

.....no?

Voting ended onMar 18

[sadclowncentral]

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

[sandersstudies]

Love the tags!

[weaselle]

ah lads not the stagnation i've been tricked again

[stealmyheartaway]

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

[stealmyheartaway]

awrruf... c'mere

[stealmyheartaway]

rrawrf

[yugirimistwalker]

Little wolf youre our last hope... our best driver just had a tummy ache

You are our last hope to win the Daytona 500...!

[bluesturngold]

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

[ravioliet]

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved