Monterey Bay Aquarium
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The Bowery Presents
RMH
Noah Kahan
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Kiana Khansmith
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Origami Around
Today's Document
Xuebing Du

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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snoopy of the day
a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial
The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July 6, 1842, by Ippolito Caffi
Babygirl u don't even know how much more awkward I can make this interaction
meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices
wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example
two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward
can i come over and watch you play games
the thing is that sometimes it really does feel like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull. it does feel like that you know. no other way to describe that feeling i think