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[comrade-ashenov]

The girl with the plushies

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love outdoor cats that don't do anything. there are at least four in my neighbourhood who could run around doing whether they want but they just lay on the grass in their own front yards or maybe go visit next door. such majestically lazy creatures

[putinlizardsinme]

There's an outdoor cat in my neighbourhood who is always sitting one one of two specific porches. I suspect his only outdoor ambition is moving between family one and family two and getting fed twice

[viralfrog]

[putinlizardsinme]

I'm more turned on than I wanna be by this

[scorpiel]

yeah

[azulcrescent]

Happy Pride everyone. Reupload as a full long strip was very blurry

[psi-hate]

nobody told me dragon ball z was gonna make me cry

[mousegirlheart]

what ritual can i perform to make the games i want go on sale?

[mousegirlheart]

come to me my darlings

[mousegirlheart]

TWO OUT OF THREE OBTAINED

CMON BABA I BELIEVE IN YOU

BABA IS SALE

BABA IS DISCOUNT

BABA IS CHEAP

[mousegirlheart]

BABA IS SALE

BABA IS DISCOUNT

BABA IS CHEAP

I COMMAND YOU

[putinlizardsinme]

like to charge reblog to cast and whatnot

[todaysbird]

I'm sorry google ai can you repeat that

[todaysbird]

So I had to try this and

Alright. I hate AI but I am relieved that mama will be back soon.

[putinlizardsinme]

I love how this is all wholesome and cool info to learn, and since an AI wrote it all of it is untrustworthy so I didn't actually learn anything!

[ayeforscotland]

This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

[thelazyaesthetic]

Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips”

[ratpatooie]

6 chip twat

[ratpatooie]

this is like the scottish version of that pretentious brooklyn bbq place that gave you 3 ribs and a pickle

[cipheramnesia]

I’m very much enjoying every possibility which could have led to this picture:

went somewhere and paid an extortionate fee for fish n chips fusion and decided to share it with Twitter

made some fish n chips at home then decided to put it on a nice plate before sharing with Twitter

got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place but then at home decided to put it on a nice plate and left out a bunch of the chips because he thought it looked nice for Twitter

is on a trendy diet and so he only eats that many chips and decided to share it with Twitter

And, my personal favorite, plus what I think really happened: he got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place to post a photo about what a regular normal guy he is, after which there was an ENORMOUSLY lengthy argument about how to stage the photo and how many chips to put in and the end result you see posted to Twitter is a picture of some very cold, gross fish n chips which have been workshopped to death.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh, it’s worse than that. see that little design at the 1 o'clock position on the plate?

that’s official government dishware. this was a plate served to him at some official function, so british TAXPAYERS paid an extortionate fee for this scottish tory 6 chip twat’s fish n chips fusion, and he decided to post it on twitter to show off.

[cipheramnesia]

what a complete fucking knob

[demohedrogon]

There is just so much in this post, everytime I scrolled down it just went places. I was expecting a huge plate of chips and two deep fryed battered cods and just lost with the “more chips than brain cells” then.. then I saw the plate.

[need-a-new-reality]

Me before seeing the picture: People should learn to ignore Internet trolls instead of highlighting their immaturity.

Me after seeing the picture: wow fuck that guy.

[haysey-draws]

Commission request for Death of the Endless at the beach (don't mind the arm in the background...)

[crawfishcomic]

Genie

[infinitebrians]

the porygon2 installation process

[nakakabaliw]

trying to get through the day.

[crap-userrname16]

[sparrowsarecool]

must be hard being that tiny

[putinlizardsinme]

Watching this bug have a terrible day is oddly soothing

[the-anemia]

[putinlizardsinme]

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[putinlizardsinme]

hate

[arkham]

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

[putinlizardsinme]

Ok, but where do I learn english then?