hnnnnnn want gender euphoria

Hey what up my name's Jared I'm 21 and I never liked me either

[sailforvalinor]

Let us never forget how somehow Square Enix got Florence + the Machine to record an absolutely beautiful, Final Fantasy-esque cover of “Stand by Me,” and then played it during the opening scene of Final Fantasy XV where four dorks are pushing their broken-down convertible down a country back road and you’re sitting their like “aww, that’s quirky, that’s kinda cute,” but when they play it again during the end credits of the game you’re sobbing facedown into your living room carpet

[risingoflights]

never cried harder at ANY media than i did through the ending of xv. it was just one sucker punch after another from the moment noct and co stepped onto the steps of the citadel. the credits continued punching down. and just when you thought it was definitely over, the new menu came on screen i stg i wailed

[pahaperse]

MY HANDSOME BOI FINALLY ARRIVED! 😍😭

[assiraphales]

this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot 

[assiraphales]

an icon like no other

[joysticks-n-dragons]

The original poor little meow meow

[helila]

[a-wild-haggis]

[living-in-bed]

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

[wedy]

"I could fix him" whatever. I could beat his ass.

[leftnipsdoodles]

hm

[knifebucket]

me rereading my own writing: this bitch fucking loves commas

[lambylingames]

the fun thing about the vastness of skyrim is that every new save you make is unique in its own way! for example my current save likes to crash whenever i cross a stone bridge. i can go UNDER the bridge. or next to it. those things just do not like my gay little elf feet touching them directly

[lambylingames]

if people are liking this i want to hear stories about the very and oddly specific ways todd has tried to nerf you i know in the last 10+ years it aint just me

[lambylingames]

[lambylingames]

literally every single reply to this post is golden but i needed to highlight the extremely cursed ones thank you

[theyll-never-search-the-pfp]

[nerdlordholocron]

So the lighting in FFXIV makes it really hard to tell skintones apart sometimes, I feel like it drops the contrast on a lot of the mid-to-light tones so you can’t easily differentiate in screenshots? I was having a lot of “that can’t be right” moments looking at screenshots while trying to draw my character next to NPCs that I was pretty sure were lighter than them, so I decided fuck it I’ll map out NPC skintones to the character creator palettes so I can tell how far apart different characters ought to be. More notes and also Viera/Hrothgar under the cut so this doesn’t get too long:

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[rwbybutincorrect]

Blake: Being a girl in love with a girl is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it’s pushing your girlfriend’s face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and she keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because she has no sense of self-preservation.

[Later]

Blake: Update: She got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how.

[monstermonstre]

when you go hit up google bc you want to know if that insane guy from riverdale was killed off for real & google hits you back

[monstermonstre]

[yandere-romanticaa]

okay, so— hypothetically, what if i were to kiss yandere! thoma/itto silly?

How dare you kiss him! Come 'ere, let him smooch you properly! Itto would be shocked but that shock would melt away the moment he gets his hands on you!! He'll take your breath away, your lips will be all red, bruised and swollen by the time he's done with you! He's dreamed of this day and now that it's a reality, he won't let you go!! You're all his now, his sweet little baby! His gang will welcome you with open arms and by the end of the night Itto's lap will be your new throne.

Thoma on the other hand, will be a bit different than Itto. While their shock is the same, Thoma's kisses will be much more gentle and sweet. Itto's kisses will make you see stars, while Thoma's will leave you breathless, begging for more. His lips taste like good tea and sweet candy, it's hard not to smooch him! You'll both get lost in each others eyes, your hands will be all over his hair and by the time you're finally done, you'll see that a whole new day has already begun. Whoops.

[a-yoda-a-day]

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

[a-yoda-a-day]

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

[dexer-von-dexer]

[curantodraws]

🕯️😈🕯️ “You called?”

commissions | ko-fi

[wizardsexmachine]

POPEYE?!?!??

[wizardsexmachine]

[memecucker]

[srsfunny]

More Beautiful After Being Broken

[fluffmugger]

What this trite imagery misses out on is the fact that kintsukuroi requires a lot of work to repair a piece like that.  It takes a lot of time, a lot of effort, a great deal of investment.  Sometimes parts of the original are damaged beyond repair, and you have to instead painstakingly create entirely new ones.   It’s still not the same.  Maybe it’s something more beautiful. But it’s not the fact that it broke that makes it beautiful. It’s the work put into it.  It’s the fact that people made the effort to salvage it, because it was worth salvaging, because it was important enough to salvage.      It’s the care that makes the beauty.   An apology can’t always fix what has been broken.  That doesn’t mean it’s not irreparable, sometimes you can go on to rebuild and repair.  But it won’t ever be the same as it was again.   

[contranym-xendo]

I really appreciate this addition because I’ve always hated the “more beautiful for having been broken” thing. Being broken sucks and I hate all those tragic romantic sensitivities that try to make it what it’s not. These pieces are beautiful because they’re repaired with effort put in to making them shine.