[only-cat-memes]

[spicyreyes]

I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

[fozmeadows]

the only eyes it's right to describe as orbs

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[devilofmidtownwest]

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

[galaxyedging]

I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.

[specialhiddenorange]

i so hope it works. Yk the funny thing something rlr good happened ealier today.

[gothamxwattpad]

Tomorrow is payday Friday

[lildenathrius]

😎 what do i even have left to lose

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[charl0ttan]

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

[charl0ttan]

picked up the doler👍

[charl0ttan]

fml putting it back everyone

[charl0ttan]

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

[charl0ttan]

picked up the doler👍

[charl0ttan]

fml putting it back everyone

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[goopygamer9000]

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

“I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me” is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[captain-snark]

the best part is the line is “i guess i would scream too-ie”

[ivywing]

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Look a this photograph

[kaijuno]

[ascle]

Un p’tit mardi dans la vie d’une calico!

Causal friday in a calico’s life!

[owlservice]

I love what a bastard this kitten is

[hannibalussy]

a war criminal

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting (calico)

[sreegs]

i'm really thrilled about the resurgence of bad luck brian memes but when i tried to make one i sat there staring at the canvas like an apprentice surrounded by his master's work and i was unable to pick up the brush

[april]

[helenvaughans]

[florianflux]

How does it feel to be the most correct person to have ever drawn breath on planet earth?

[creaturelingart]

friends asked me to draw a bee with a binky here you guys can have it too

[creaturelingart]

bee wants their binky

[creaturelingart]

don't worry she's ok

[cipheramnesia]

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

[cipheramnesia]

That's right, this whole time I've been on HRT for the distracting and alluring cleavage which serves to alleviate so much otherwise awkward social interactions.

No more complex social small talk to navigate, just people trailing off while their eyeballs do the walking. This whole master plan was a stroke of genius.

[dietspam16]

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

[cipheramnesia]

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.

[cipheramnesia]

Hold on, I might be stupid.

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[meanya]

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[dragonofeternal]

Bob is made by Japanese artist Ahnitol! He holds pens! He comes in many colors!

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

my favourite colour is shrimp