a relevant elephant

pvwork is a professional couch potato. a sideblog. dog lover. ao3

[zegalba]

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[jenny-holzer]

[baking-soda]

happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year

[targetedknowledge]

[amrv-5]

RPF: Research-Proven Facts

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[faun-grove]

i shine only for you now, little star ✨

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[pallidprincess]

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[pallidprincess]

[lierdumoa]

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

[lierdumoa]

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[ostolero]

better call saul has shown me that life doesn't stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

[stompanieart]

me, as i am thrown overboard: receiving a blowjob is submissive!! the giver has total control because your penis is in their mouth!!! near their teeth!!!!! YOU ARE INTENSELY VULNERABLE AND THAT'S H-

*i am consumed by a kraken*

[midwestvalleygirl-moved]

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read