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coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee? me: no thanks, coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee? me: well, i- coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee

mjalti

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

thexfiles

bad thing: happens brain: 👏 KILL 👏 YOUR 👏 WHOLE 👏 ENTIRE 👏 SELF 👏

beefyrat-deactivated20190401

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

timbllr

mynewurl

dorkenergy

If this ain’t me on Sundays

tastefullyoffensive

(via sarahmccammon)

exeggutor-deactivated20171218

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

hisnamewasbeanni

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

coltre

me: *is a living train wreck* yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)

plumgall

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

did-you-know

Source

kleenexwoman

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

schweetheart

I feel so conflicted right now

oliasis

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That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era.

destroyedforcomfort

omg

dolichomorph

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

lady-kaede-deactivated20181029

My ankles never twist. I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away. I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button. I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break. My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots. I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have. Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

toocutetopay-deactivated2016021

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

padmedala

Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?