epic divorce man

syn! 30. they / them. i reblog things, mostly. also? silly little edits.

[wornoutmetaphor]

always remember your comic mutual is going through hell at any point ever

[clementine-kesh]

a critique that always irks me a little is when people say a fictional gay male relationship is actually being written as a lesbian relationship, like first of all what does that even mean and second of all a good chunk of the time it seems like people are only saying that because the men are emotionally vulnerable with each other

[clementine-kesh]

many out there, even among my fellow lgbtqs, seem to hold a “hotcock” view of gay relationships

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[meowthiroth]

rate the fit

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

If my previous ask said fucks instead of ducks I'm really sorry I'm high as balls on edibles and sleep deprivation

worse <3

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[preheville]

sorry i'm still angry about this but if your excuse for not caring about female characters is because you're not sexually attracted to them you are exactly 0 degrees of rhetorical separation from a redditor whining about how his favourite video game is now "too woke" because the women don't show enough skin

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[out-of-context-tng]

[beanmanhard]

Comrade Data's friendly advice for the betterment of mankind

[parakavka]

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[shizukagatas]

writing a novel about a college aged magical girl and all her friends and their adventures, here’s the pitch:

Nina Ashford is a normal university student trying to get her degree in teaching. However, her life turns on its head one fateful day when she releases a princess inside of a crystal. She must find the other girls who released the crystal princesses in order to stop the Doman empire from taking over Earth. At the same time, her best friend is hiding a secret from her – and Nina is none the wiser. Can she keep up the work-school-fighting balance that has been thrust upon her, or will she break down?

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[ricacz]

[serennes-art]

eye of the storm

ced and forseti for @fe4week, using day 2's prompt: magic and weaponry