Pyrric victory

This blog is a mess, just like me

[unclefather]

i dont see what they're talking about

[beardedmrbean]

[capriciousarsonist]

[caffeinated-canid]

im going to dismantle you

[koffinrott]

*sprinkles ibuprofen onto your dash like fish food*

[mexicanesecat]

:O :| :O :| :O :| :O :| :O :| :O :| :O :| :O

[chryza]

I start all my posts and messages with “and” and “also” because thanks to ADHD I do not experience the linear progression of time and every thought leads into the next one it is an interconnected web of existence and you are all the mosquitos on which I feast

[homoluigi]

Lol

[childofgears]

you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?

[homunculus-argument]

If you go on the internet and google how to dry out a drenched book, you'll find a forum where someone else asked the same question and was told to go fuck themselves and just google it.

If you go on the internet and confidently announce that the best way to dry out a drenched book is to dip it in alcohol and light it on fire, and nobody else has ever figured out a better way to dry out a book without damaging it. Argue about it with absolute confidence for long enough, and somebody will write you out a peer-reviewed 30 page tutorial with an essay section with 15 cited sources that offers you three different, separate, far superior methods on how to dry out a drenched book.

While the human desire to help one-another may wane or falter, you can always count on the righteous anger of someone witnessing a stranger being Wrong On The Internet.

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

the fact that welcome to the black parade was recorded in a haunted mansion called the paramour and they recorded it in the middle of the night in the ballroom and the bass player had to go live with a therapist and the lead singer would have night terrors of being strangled and the guitarist would see a woman in white walking the halls. who is doing it like my chemical romance. fucking no one

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

the fact that in a video shoot the singer broke his ankle and kept performing screaming in agony and the drummer caught on fire and kept playing anyway and sustained third degree burns that become gangrenous. who is doing it like my chemical romance. fucking no one

[105northtower]

[primarybufferpanel]

[charlesoberonn]

“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.

[charlesoberonn]

Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.

[mrbeefgnaw]

brb etching my one-star yelp review of the sheet metal supplier that sold us shitty copper on a granite slab

[alexisthenedd]

We are never going to give this guy a fucking break are we

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

Ea-nasir knows what he did.

[mctreeleth]

But more importantly, WE know what he did. Because it got written down in some rocks.

[prokopetz]

The funny part is that clay tablets are supposed to be ephemeral. When you’re done with them you just soak them in water, smooth them out, and re-use them for a different message. They weren’t meant to be any more permanent than an email.

The only reason we still have that particular clay tablet is because a. Ea-nasir was a huge weirdo who collected all of his hate mail, and b. his house later burned down, and coincidentally did so at exactly the right temperature to bake the collected tablets into pottery rather than destroying them.

It’s basically the equivalent of an email getting inscribed onto a steel plate by accident.

[assiraphales]

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

[assiraphales]

‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????

[zoanzon]

important edition

[rowenablade]

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all

It was only a fish

IT WAS ONLY A FISH

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

deep fryer HUNGRY feed it 20 POUND BAG OF ICE

[lesbianralzarek]

fun pranks to pull to make it everyone’s last day at applebees

[phasered]

god i love this place

[joey-wheeler-official]

Someone post friday again garfy baby

[actually-a-ghost]

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

somebody called ben shapiro a bozo to his face. great fucking day

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

actually their exact words were “you sound like a bozo, bro. and you get no pussy, and you can’t even make your wife wet, bro, so what’s good” GREAT great day

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

hero.

[beardedmrbean]

[mudstickbandit]

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’