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ocd stands for “oh CMON dude” which is what you say to your brain when you catch it spinning a complex web of the stupidest shit imaginable that it has never the less managed to completely entrap you within

loveridden1999

jesus was yeast

paradoxial-cunt

bog-goblin

i-am-a-fish

gonzos-humansona

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

valtsv

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

valtsv

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

jungwildeandfree

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

s-cullayy

thatlittleegyptologist

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

datundit

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

sunbentshadows

sudanese-deactivated20250322

maricoin

the-patron-saint-of-heelys

natalieironside

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

natalieironside

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

ocdheritageposts

OCD Heritage Post

depsidase

roycohn

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

senatortedcruz

transhuman-priestess

@zoethesportsblog

zoesupreme

a few of my favorites

zoesupreme

a new one just dropped

dappergamelord

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

wifehaver103947

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

clothmotherofficial

I Have Softness For You

officialwiremother

i have milk for you

babymonkeyofficial

Stop.

kingsolomonofficial

Cut the baby monkey in half

suigintou

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins

pride-knightess

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

pride-knightess

ON. ON a girl's dick.

I can't stress enough ON.

pride-knightess

No!!!!

pride-knightess

😭

iicaru2

my personal favorite contribution.

pride-knightess

This post is going on my tombstone.

uristmcdorf

werewolf-transgenderism

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"