QSYKI'S UHMMMM THINGY IDFK

jfjdgkhdgf HI hi there HI!!!!!! HI THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! pfp and banner by dieselpvnk

[qsyki]

theg new th.ing . ya

good morning chat this account was initially made solely to navigate tumblr without jabbing my f12 key into mush but then i rediscovered my friends and vice versa so now this thing is a little more permanent i am 🔴TECHNOLOGICALLY ILLITERATE🔴 and have no clue how any of thid works so if you see any funky activity patterns from this account it is me being a shitdumb v by the way if you're one of those people who have liike several thousand followers and think it is really funnmy to follow randoms who follow you please do not follow me i will actually faint and die /neg

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[atomicwrongs]

I think we should. use our mutuals inboxes like gacha games and roll to get rare OC pulls . and skins. I'm like "oh shittt the Easter Event is coming up, I need to pull for the new skins" so I go into someone's inbox and send them. I dunno. a picture of a quarter. and they respond with a drawing of a random OC of theirs in a bunny onesie

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

[splorgoborgobo]

☕️

[mariorat-the-aroace]

🍋

what..

@jerseyshoremassacre @sharkielolxd @dqk-theaceartist @library-of-hell @kermitthebomber-offical @belial-offical

[library-of-hell]

this custom emoji of a bird a drew?

I’m gonna die by bird attack.

open tags

[littleinfro]

🎉

I’m gonna die because of confetti

[loonaticforaza]

😧

What the hell does that mean

What am I dying from

[tricornesrcool]

❔

dang I guess I can never know

@helluvaandhazbinarelife @well-dressed-cow @n3ch0 @loyseeng

[helluvaandhazbinarelife]

🤧

imma get terminally ill😭

open tags!

[randomclod]

👀

???

[some-siren]

🏳️‍⚧️

… So this has quite a few possible Interpretations

@blueberriez17 @rachelleeeeeeeee @random-doctor-on-the-internet @randomwordzard or anyone who wants to join in!

[blueberriez17]

Hi siren, I’m the one who is going to kill you./j

✨

I die by ✨✨ serving too much cunt ✨✨

@touloserrrr @gracedreems @ririwithrice @avatarofsloth

[ririwithrice]

😎

died of the swag flu

[in-your-wallz]

🟫

I have no idea what that means but sure ok

@everydayknifeday @writing-books-is-fun and anyone else who wants to join

[writing-books-is-fun]

💀

yeah that’s what death is 😭😭

@jettmstdiee @shoshialyakward @ricky2763 @mikequeeler007 @anaconda-creates @iamsonormalabtmyinterests @everything-offical @j0inmyem0b4nd+any else who wants to join!

[silhouette-windows-deactivated2]

🍓

HUH WHAT DO YOU MEAN 😭😭

@axlthetwink87 @thatonebisexualgunner @flickeringfinch @mintyteehee @eyes-without-a-faceee @blackvelvetqueen @2rexxer2 @chronicallyonlinebitch @destructo-range @alienbongwater @kcookiez @thereisnomilkk + whoever wants to join !!

[chronicallyonlinebitch]

okay so i cant use the emoji here cos its a custom emoji of my brother just standing against a wall seeming a lil sad 💀

open tags :D

[hdgepodgelovesfrogs]

🌞

Seems abt right

@aceexists @ladymacbethisasmash @just-4-girl + open!!

[ironspider-noctis]

💔

Uhm yeah I feared so

open tags :)

[thisistotallynotaduck]

😇

Well that’s nice ig…

@giyuisacutie @friendly-neighbourhood-demonz @autistobrat @moonlight-lunna @moonys-chocolate28

[moonlight-lunna]

🍪

Okay, I think I’ll stop eating cookies

I’m tagging @asustado-potter65 @adrianavance @i-could-do-stuff @wholives-whodies-whotellstory @lagatosvoladores

[i-could-do-stuff]

😎

..oh, well

@moonjamthegay @namehoardingcreature @chase-the-insomniac @wallyblack1925 + open tags cuz im lazy

[wallyblack1925-offical]

😔

Damn 😔

@coneheadobviously @eleventhirtythoughts

@mayawithany @padfoot-sirius-black

@lotions-and-potions @imnotafraidtodisappear

And of course who ever else wants to do it😘😘

[coneheadobviously]

🦅

oh no an eagle 🥺

@dramaticinlyf @mayawithany @zc-t

and idk yall @ so anyone else who wants to

[dramaticinlyf-deactivated202604]

🐨

chlamydia is gonna kill me y'all.. iykyk

@eleventhirtythoughts @foundheaveen @shenanigan42 @lightsabersandbluecookies @i-like-sleeping-in-hoodies @do–not–you-dare @ravensncrowsx @gay-melanistic-fox-offical + anyone elsee

[gay-melanistic-fox-offical-deac]

🎶

MUSIC IS GONNA KILL ME???

Seems bout right tho

@darksecret-reblogs @lightsabersandbluecookies @irrelevantsarcasmghost @drudg30n @riaheatsdrywall @astracaedes and open taggs cause im lazy

[astracaedes]

<3

🍑

ass

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @skeletal-spire-man @everettlover @microwaved-grilled-cheese @lightsabersandbluecookies @enormous-moose @njthesapo @i-cant-think-of-a-url12 @irvnwithsciss0rs @insaniac-offical @mjthesilly @pond-scum-offical @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @dramaticinlyf @evyyy77 @i-like-sleeping-in-hoodies @youngjusticerulez @xylophonerabbit @roseisgoat @demonflavouredfloofoffical @jel-e-ton @paperplateprose @phoenixflamz-78 @drivingmeinsan3 @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do–not–you-dare @thatonesillyfriend @mushroompie @gaster-wd @existing-offical @goblin-offical @etherealpandajuggernaut @eraser-offical @maybeilosttheplot @do–not–you-dare @ash-cherryblossom @themosteclecticwitch @gia-olir @la-femmerouge @huntersconstellationorion @grapeflavoredraisins @ivy4vv @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical

[pond-scum-offical]

This custom sticker of hatcitrus mikorange

im scared

[microwave-offical]

😶

Uhm… Guys… I dint have my voice rn… What tdoes t-is mean…. Am I fucked???

[onion-opinions-offical]

❓

Well, it’s an important question. That’s for sure!

[mamarobotnikoffical]

🤱

Death by baby? Why did this happen twice.

@laciffo-natas @green-rick @egg-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @rose-of-rings @gordonfreemanisaleafproven @sm-64-luigi

[laciffo-natas]

💥

I’m being exploded

@da-police-offical @brightfaith12

[starlights-prism]

Alright this is a sticker but. Whatever

and don’t think I’d mind dying to him (not sure who made the art sorry)

Uhh never done a tag game before. @eb-or-echo go my mutual

[eb-or-echo]

🐸

I’m dying to a frog this time apparently

@shortlikerdj @ivysbea @rottingsoot @autistic-lizard @odysseusandorpheus @lucifer-marigold @toadally-gay @memoryed @bees-with-a-camera @dragonmine-24 @wiretulipsfield @therevengeofthepump-offical @tah1u11ah @theneighborhoodcryptid @chaos-ducks @coffeesgrandsarcasm @keyriingz @t0mmmy @starrbatz-the-fanatic @leobean130 @mike-wheeler-apologist-69 @onion-opinions-offical @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @samucidal @mapleslice @zim-the-moth @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @the-watchers-offical @the-gobler @lovelyy-and-lost @mytiddiesfelloff @frooglet @russianraisinsoup @yourfellowhumanstraw @luluslemonadestand @helluva-hepcat @cryptidlilax @starryfoxglove @nerdwholikesnerdythings @starling-artist @riririux @wiltingtu1ips @no-one-offical @cyan-milkyway @internetconnecter @hugging-blavingad

[zanderandtheexistentialcrisis]

😞

dying from pensivness ….

honestly, got fucking read.

@cheesuschristman, @cloudofthecats, @taetaesbloging, + everyone else

[taetaesbloging]

💜

Purple heart… Does my heart loose oxygen? I’m a stupid American, what does this mean??

Ummmm, a lot of tags and friends that I definitely have!! And also other people who want to join

[foxycats1]

🦋

A butterfly??

Open tags

[thecatboyknight-offical]

😛

woah woah, wtf, there are few intresting meanings to this, wtffffffffff

Tagging

@i-know-too-many-greek-myths , @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant , @purpledelight127 and @babylon-butterfly

is all I feel like tagging

[babylon-butterfly]

💭

The impulsive thoughts got the best of me

[catboy-tdick]

i bigged my eyes too hard

[mischievous-archeologist]

✅️

[skycandles23]

🐝

ah fuck

[qsyki]

😘

im gonna have to talk with her about thid one

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[shutupmerlin]

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[the-august-one]

I had to do it.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

I've been put in the tank 😔

[thistle-onions]

[tahthetrickster]

it’s plain white rice you idiot obligate carnivore

[dogpuppy]

[rainworld-name-verifier]

Electric dogshit is a valid iterator name.

[thetruemxpink]

the insidious off-screen sound cannon, preparing a jaunty tune at the anti-me frequency that will turn my internal organs into internal are gones

[magicajaphet]

i made a gif

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[paroket]

Surv and monk halo 3 multiplayer split screen

be quiet monk's locked in

[detrout]

it's cause you always on that motherfucking Character

[autsitic-correctness]

I fucking love these videos

[draagu]

Watcher Hunter best ship

i like rivvy and watcher myself but this one is pretty peak for angst

[accidentallyoccidental]

CONSIDER:

Watcher trying to use their powers to save hunter, first by trying to cure them directly(hunter's illness happens to be just different enough from the rot to evade this)

CONSIDER:

after hunter dies permanently, watcher starts frantically trying to portal to a time where hunter didn't yet, but they never find a reality where the illness is cured

CONSIDER:

watcher seeing their partner die forever over and over and over again

[kaijuno]