o frabjous day

waluigi dancing queen

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[starrynet]

new uquiz! the premise is that you just got hit by a truck and are about to be transported into one of ao3's most popular alternate universe types. take this auquiz to find out where you're going

[immortalbeingz]

[snarwin]

The two genders of AI post

AI is bad because what it does is literally [thing AI does not do]

AI is stealing jobs from hard-working artists and the only way to stop it is to grant Warner Bros. Discovery the legal right to own abstract concepts

[snarwin]

Joke's on you, I follow @nostalgebraist.

[argumate]

Using ChatGPT is not bad for the environment

And a plea to think seriously about climate change without getting distracted

I think almost all of the environmental case against AI is factually incorrect fear mongering, or "misinformation"

[skorgu]

This section will get a lot of use, thank you.

[argumate]

cheaper to avoid listening to music and have ChatGPT describe it to you instead

[bayesic-bitch]

This is also not true. I cannot stress this enough, but tech's usage of water is extremely marginal. The overwhelmingly the largest water use for Americans is animal agriculture, followed by industrial uses. I did the math on this a while ago, and the water cost of training GPT 4 is about 10x the water required for one (1) average Americans yearly meat consumption. If you eat meat, then *you personally* are responsible for vastly more water waste over your lifetime than OpenAI.

If you actually care about water use, go vegetarian or vegan, AI's use is literally less than a millionth of the scale of waste

[mariacallous]

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[justsomeectoplasm]

THERE! IS! A DIFFERENCE! BETWEEN! CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! AND! CULTURAL APPRECIATION!

To completely disregard a person from appreciating a culture or language simply based on what group they're from and not because they disrespect it is literally trying to isolate people from spreading awareness of said culture, or that many people would not even attempt to research it because of the fear of being "not good enough because I'm not part of the group."

[contexfiles]

[thegaymertrainer]

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[thetursithan]

The two twins…

[some-sort-of-humanoid-lifeform]

Sometimes there’s a blip in the universe, and a soul is reincarnated into two bodies at once, and those two bodies end up in the same household.

[onlytiktoks]

[cpericardium]

This is my favourite interview strategy

[gunsandfireandshit]

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[versacethotty]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

[femonologue]

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]