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[joshuamartian]

The Trouble with NFT’s

A sequel to this

[gar-trek]

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[saitama-vs]

Can Q from Star Trek Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2024

[toxicyuribracket]

Toxic Yuri Bracket Round 25

Which ship is more toxic?

Madoka Kaname/Homura Akemi (Madoka Magica)

Mirror Kira Nerys/Prime Kira Nerys (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)

Voting ended onDec 4, 2023

[baldswagsummit2023]

BALD SWAG SUMMIT 2 QUARTER FINALS STARTS NOW!

choose your baldie:

sisko (ds9)

ronan lynch (trc)

Voting ended onNov 18, 2023

[myfaveisfuckable]

he would fuck his clone tournament round 4 poll 4

Franky (one piece)

Mirror Kira Nerys (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)

Voting ended onNov 12, 2023

Who is more likely to do the deed with their doppelganger?

Franky:

If not his clone then the giant robot version of himself that he made

Mirror kira:

1. so in star trek there is a mirror universe with all the same characters from the regular universe but like mostly evil and bisexual (it was the 90's, I'm just happy to get more bi characters in general(there are also non-evil bisexuals in the series so I forgive the bad trope, also evil bisexuals are sexy and I'm weak)). anyway prime!kira ends up in the mirror universe accidentally and meets her mirrorverse counterpart who is an evil dictator. mirror!kira immediately starts flirting with prime!kira and is so horny and stupid about it, she wants to fuck herself so bad it makes her look stupid

anyway i think it's safe to say yeah she would fuck her clone

2. canonically would (but prime Kira isn't down to clown)

[3psboyd]

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

[fionn-o-nassus]

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

[hollowedskin]

@cannon-fannon

[schrodingers-gender-bracket]

Who has more Schrodinger's Gender?

(aka who is simultaneously trans masc, trans fem, AND gender neutral)

Round 1

Odo (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Orko (He-man and The Masters of The Universe)

Voting ended onSep 2, 2023

PROPAGANDA

Odo (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

he's slime, he chooses his own form, he could just as easily be something else if he wants to be. The only reason he's a man is cause the first person he met was a man. His goo is genderless and his trans swag is endless

Orko (He-man and The Masters of The Universe)

Vibes (sorry no propaganda sent)

[lady-sci-fi]

In "DS9: Trials and Tribble-ations":

Sisko after Jadzia tells him she finds Spock really hot and she fucked McCoy a few lifetimes ago: *Sighs heavily* "Sisko to O'Brien, how's it going with you and Bashir?"

Miles: "Uh... I think fine? Though... we might have a problem. Julian really wants to fuck someone he thinks could be his great-grandmother."

Sisko, internally: "Why did we bring the horny people on this mission?"

[writergeekrhw]

Horny people are all you’ve got, Ben.

[jvlianbashir]

underrated throwaway line from ds9 is bashir mentioning that worf runs a morning exercise class

[jvlianbashir]

i hope it starts off being mostly some little old ladies trying to get in some light cardio to stay fit but over time worf transforms them into a fearsome group of bloodthirsty combatants

[jvlianbashir]

what's tng

[tmblrsfavshow]

Round 3: Match 21 of 32

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine vs. Adventure Time

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Adventure Time

See results

Voting ended onJul 8, 2023

Propaganda as submitted by YOU, in initial entries, tags, and reblogs:

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine:

Beaten so far: Epithet Erased, Futurama

"This show is centered on a Black single father and his loving relationship with his son who suddenly finds out he's Space Moses"

"DS9 honestly stands the test of time. It made me cry numerous times. It was a Star Trek about war, the horrors of war and they didn't hold back."

"this site was BUILT on star trek nerdiness"

"ds9 is possibly the show of all time"

"it's the best star trek has ever been (and likely will be) and turned me from a casual fan into a full blown trekkie"

Adventure Time:

Beaten so far: Young Royals, Ghosts

"You know it, you love it. It's a classic"

"Adventure Time is like, a founding thing, for tumblr fandom."

"this show has no equals in terms of earnest heartwarming story telling meets balls to the wall world building and raising the stakes"

"ANOTHER EXTREMELY IMPORTANT CARTOON TO ME, AND IT’S ALSO A BIG FACTOR IN HELPING ME DECIDE THAT I WANT TO DRAW AND CREATE MY OWN STORIES, THE WORLD IS FUN I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT AREAS THEY’RE ALL SO UNIQUE IN THEIR OWN WAYS THE CHARACTERS ARE AMAZING AND UNIQUE AND I JUST AAAAAAAAA"

[tmblrsfavshow]

Reblogging the closest polls!

[tmblrsfavshow]

Round 2, Week 1: Match 18 of 32

Galavant vs. Star Trek: TNG

Galavant

Star Trek: The Next Generation

See results

Voting ended onJun 17, 2023

Propaganda as submitted by YOU, in initial entries, tags, and reblogs:

Galavant:

"if you've never seen galavant vote because the damsel in distress decided to become the evil queen in like the first five minutes of the show"

"Two songs: My Dragon Pal and Me, and Hey, Hey, We're the Monks"

"I binge-watched the entire show (both seasons) in a day when I was sick, and I immediately felt better"

"Just go to YouTube and look up Galavant songs, you're welcome"

"badass ladies!! poor little meow meow king!! a dragon!! amazing songs!! it's funny af!!"

"Galavant was so good and I got to it after it completed that I watched the whole 2 seasons 6 times within a month"

"there are multiple catchy songs in every episode, they constantly break the 4th wall, they reference pop culture and also regularly take the piss out of stereotypical fantasy medieval tropes, they open season 2 with a song saying 'holy shit never thought we'd get this and we're gonna get awful ratings but we love this for us!' they reference the fact that they DIDN'T win an emmy in it also all the songs are written by alan menken yeah. like. THE alan menken. They slap so hard I literally cannot fault the show in any way shape or form"

Star Trek: The Next Generation:

"my mom likes it :3"

"Legitimately one of the best iterations of Star Trek ever put to television. Such a faithful adherence to Gene Roddenberry's vision and a stunning demonstration of societal advancement given the time of release. A perfect follow-up to the birth of Fandom as we know it today."

"we've LITERALLY got wil wheaton himself on-site like. what more evidence do you need. this is THE Tumblr show"

[pajamasecrets]

René Auberjonois behind the scenes of the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine finale.

[wetterroomba]

[m0rbs]

Are you fucking kidding me

[m0rbs]

I too would be fascinated if I managed to lodge a bullet in JFK’s skull

[commander-kiranerys]

early season garak: obsidian order? is that some kind of designer house? i only know about fashion, after all i’m just a tailor ;) ;)

late season garak: when i was a SPY in the OBSIDIAN ORDER i used to MICROCHIP people’s BRAINS so i think it’s PERFECTLY REASONABLE for me to be concerned that the federation might want to MICROCHIP MY BRAIN

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Just remembered that Dax canonically had sex with McCoy and said he had crazy fingering game

[idiot-riker]

Entertainment Weekly, October 4 1996.