[ankleblister]

[ghazal67]

[daco-broman]

flex on em

[robotlyra]

EXCUSE ME?

[cashonlydreams]

That reveal though

[ninfia]

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

The moment in my life when I realized that 95% of adults are just freaked out teenagers in older bodies trying desperately to hide the fact that they don’t really know or understand what’s going on was probably the most important realization I’ve ever had

[officialunitedstates]

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[kayleefabulous]

same here persmart

[catchymemes]

[majortvjunkie]

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CALL CHONKY

[tygermama]

holy shit that cat is jacked like, what gym does it go to?

[tor-schluss-panik]

OH LAWD HE COMIN

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

British people b like one two free

[matchagirl]

half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug

[pinksweet]

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

[amnesiaguy]

venom (2018)

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[turing-tested]

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

[turing-tested]

i. forgot to give context for this

[pir8core]

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

[turing-tested]

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

[bublog]

[sigmacub33]

This just made my night. Thank you at gods 😺

[chubbymon]

@grizzlywintz

[blackarachnya]

marvel finally letting she-hulk be this jacked is going to send me into a gay frenzy like nothing before 

[blackarachnya]

this is an appreciation post now…thank you marvel for the big green lesbian 

[virginia-werewolf]

“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”

[babyanimalgifs]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[roachpatrol]

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

[vastderp]

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows

[hotvampireadjacent]

little sausages

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

fave part of this video is full size fountain/waterfall this guy has installed in the livingroom

[highlandvalley]

[snooot]

Mad thicc