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@queenbellad
I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.
stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.
bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.
mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:
The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."
The Useless Web
Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)
Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."
Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."
I used to love take me to a useless website
You’re welcome 🧄
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gimme kiss 😙
Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else
imagine if people actually took romantic consent seriously. wouldn't it be fucking awesome. i know they never will, but just. take a moment and imagine it with me
Piping hot take: I don't give a shit if straight actors play queer characters as long as they do so with empathy and authenticity. When you say shit like "only queer actors should play queer characters" what you're actually saying is only OUT queer actors should play queer characters. If you're assuming an actor (or anyone else, for that matter) who hasn't declared their sexuality is straight, you are participating in heteronormativity.
hard launch
HEATED RIVALRY 1.05
A few days late, but happy 20 years to "I was there when it was written"
if not friend why friend sha—
never mind
the other species are yorkshire terriers
loved your breakdown of how things are going for hollanov’s relationship in the show so far from shane’s perspective can we please see one from ilyas too your take on them is so interesting and correct
oh this is fun lol. okay let's cast our minds back. here's what's happened so far from ilya's perspective:
you get a certain Vibe from the nerdy uptight 2OA draft pick who's being set up to be your rival. you're not 100% sure what his deal is but you're 10000% sure it'll be fun to needle him a little because you like getting under people's skin and this kid is wound TIGHT.
you were uh. perhaps not expecting him to pop a boner looking at your beautiful bubble butt in the showers but listen, you are an opportunist and (we must say it) a total slut. you are always open to having a little fun, even or especially if that fun is a Really Bad Idea. it's hot and also you habitually engage in potentially self-destructive behaviors that could blow up your entire life because of your unresolved daddy issues.
the guy is sooooooo needy and eager to please and it's pretty hot. you're willing to take that for a spin again.
you hook up again. you exact a promise from him that you'll get to fuck him next time. except next time has to get rescheduled and then you don't see him again for a while and then suddenly he's playing hard to get which is a turn-on and unexpected because he's such a dweeb. how does he have game? it's fun to text him shit you know will make him blush or piss him off and the fact that he won't let you tap that even though you KNOW how thirsty he is for it is kinda delightful and is making you all kinds of competitive. this goes on for TWO. YEARS. you are of course fucking other people the whole time but you get kinda fixated on the idea of fucking shane hollander. in short you develop a big ol crush on this nerd but you aren't self-aware enough to register that.
you finally hook up again. tender & hot first time anal. it is hot but also unexpectedly sweet. he's such a dork. you ask jokingly if it was worth the wait and in answer he kisses your forehead. you feel a vague sense of uneasiness and an inarticulate need to escape the situation. you should go! you should go. you're going to go.
in sochi he tries to approach you and ask how you're doing like you're friends or something. this would probably not be an issue on its own but combined with your immensely stressful family shit and your professional humiliation on the international stage you cannot fucking deal. but also you won't fuck your old fuckbuddy from back in the day for reasons you are not going to examine. and also you will keep looking at the boring text from shane you never answered. god you are so emotionally obtuse it is insane. you are going to deal with all of these feelings you're not letting yourself register as feelings by ghosting the guy you like for six months. you are not at any point going to consciously think about why you are doing this. you just feel the antsy need to get the fuck out of this situation. you're a busy guy and there are lots of fish in the sea. you don't need to be fucking around with shane hollander.
but hey...... when you see shane hollander again at the awards ceremony.... he's cute and it's fun to get under his skin. you can't quite stop yourself from provoking a reaction. you make him jealous before you go on stage. you feel him up on stage because why not. what were you so worried about? it can be easy like it was before. maybe you guys can just pick up where you left off with the whole casual sex and rivals bantering over text thing. except then he runs off and you chase him down and uh oh. he's crying in a bathroom. that's not what you meant to happen. please see this post for the rest of the bathroom scene lol.
you have a GREAT plan for restoring equilibrium. you just won't kiss him! kissing makes things confusing for him. kissing also makes things confusing for you because of the things you feel when you're kissing him but you are so deep in denial about your own emotional needs that this does not register for you. you will also not touch him! you'll make him touch himself. this will be hot and sexy, like porn. this will be stripped of all intimacy and emotion, like porn. this will be just a means to get off that does not satisfy your deep craving for human connection in the slightest, like porn. also it makes you feel in control when you tell him what to do and he obeys you. and you need to feel that way, because so much in your life feels like it careening out of your control. like nothing you do can fix anything or change anything or bring anyone back. like you are spinning out on the edge of a precipice and there is nobody to reel you back in. so touch yourself, hollander. show off for me. i want to watch you.
and then he tells you that he needs you. he just straight up says: i need you. he just SAYS it. like he means it. like it costs him nothing to admit it. you HAVE to touch him then because you have no control you are so out of control you feel so out of control but not to worry! you can at least fuck him from behind and intentionally not kiss him and then kick him out so you can have a completely silent panic attack in the bed although you don't register it as panic because that would mean admitting that you are afraid. you are terrified of shane hollander. this is a man who can look you dead in the eye and say I need you. this is Not Safe.
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
Ilya "I don't know english enough for this conversation" Rozanov and Shane "I'm too autistic for this subtext" Hollander
for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone
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