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No, NO! HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIS!!!

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

transfem-juice

tall

catchyvideos

OP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡

lycaniums-room

An ad for your deepest desires :)

sweetcherryblossomswrites

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

sandsvendor100

Oh

My God

sandsvendor100

Have You Heard The Terrible News

apileofsmiles

What happened Seymour?

sandsvendor100

They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People

pissvortex

Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it "Black Cow"

Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@jorality

jorality

We know who has all the brain cells

arsnof

It makes the dream work

naamahdarling

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

thecolorblockcurator

Repose at Noonday, Frederick C. Frieseke

starbuck

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

starbuck

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

cerastes

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

cerastes

This sux00rz…

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

me, calling my brother, urgently: ok, who would win, the knights of the round table or the kpop demon hunters? you may laugh, but listen, the three of them jumped out of a plane with no parachute and landed totally fine IN HEELS at their kpop concert. i dont know that they can take much damage. plus i think lancelot would be really overwhelmed by the concept of kpop. and

davetheshady

initially the knights of the round table appear to have the advantage, attacking the supernatural sirens with confusing hair colors with gusto; huntrix is obviously reluctant to engage with innocent(ish) humans. however, the tides begin to turn when 1) rumi not only holds her own against excalibur, but also glows in a very non-evil-coded manner, which a random hermit explains is the same light as the star of bethlehem; 2) zoey tells sir gawain mid-battle she just wants everyone to stop fighting and he is constitutionally incapable of ignoring a request from a nice young lady; and 3) mira picks up one of the many pieces of cursed furniture lying around and absolutely whales the tar out of sir kay.

at this point actual demons attack and the two groups team up and for some reason lancelot is dressed as a backup dancer. crisis averted, the round table inquires about the obligatory secret familial connection and discover that rumi and merlin have the same demon dad, so that's okay. mira gives kay all his teeth back and they all have a feast, which is interrupted halfway through by derpy delivering a message with the next quest. unfortunately, the WIP is then abandoned before being picked up by a different author who writes 300K about blackpink's quest for the holy grail, the end.

paulgadzikowski

The "abandoned before being picked up by a different author" bit makes it sound like we're talking about a 500,000 word multichapter AO3 story but the medieval romances were exactly like that