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girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

brawngp2009

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

segamascott

roomsick

girldraki

qualitystart

fascinating assumption

thememedaddy

thesehauntedhills

sabertoothwalrus

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

catgirlforeskin

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

avianhasnodignity

get verbed nounboy

quiggyballs

straight up ever since i was a little girl ive wanted to beat the fuck out of everyone whose wronged me

homunculus-argument

According to old finnish folklore, having a wild animal wander into your house is an omen of death. The bigger the animal, the more imminent the death. A small bird, like a sparrow or a finch, is a sign that someone who lives in the house will die within the year. If the animal that has somehow made its way inside the house is a small mammal like a hedgehog, or a larger bird like an owl or raven, would mean that death is coming to visit in the next few months.

Massive megafauna, like a fully-grown moose or a bear, is a sign that someone will probably die within the next 20 minutes.

rainbow-demoness

This one doesn't get to stay hidden in the replies.

syn4k

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

floralenthus1asm

i-am-a-fish

fan art because I think she's pretty

moniquill

arianaderalte

For those not in the know, Henry Ford was a rampant antisemite and Nazi sympathizer. He published a book entitled 'The International Jew: The World’s Foremost Problem' in 1920 based on the conspiracy theory known as the protocols of Zion.

therosielord

Henry Ford is also largely responsible for pioneering the conveyor belt system and setting off the domino chain of industrialization that lead to previously valuable workers being classified as unskilled and replaceable.

wee-chlo

He also tried to create some freakish American town in the middle of the Brazilian rainforest literally called Fordlândia in an effort to have his own supply of rubber. His refusal to even attempt to understand local culture and climate caused it to be an unmitigated disaster.