THE QUEER TRAIN AIN'T GOT NO BRAKES

Liam. He/him. This is a place for things. Lots of things. Most of it isn't mine, it's just reblogged. Unless I say it's mine. Then it's probably mine.

[adulthoodisokay]

too pure for this world [x]

[buzzfeed]

BFF goals

[bewbin]

[flamenred]

don't👏watch👏SAO👏if👏you👏haven't👏been👏trapped👏in👏a👏game

[bunniope]

you👏couldve👏stopped👏at👏dont👏watch👏sao

[atomicbrawlers]

[atomicbrawlers]

[buttflowers-deactivated20130105]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How God Created Animals (via boredpanda) Previously: Dad Tweets

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[witchinghhour-blog]

I think it’s really excessive how ppl expect that bc u have ur phone with u that u are available to communicate at all times tbh I don’t respond to ppls messages ALL THE TIME and not bc I fell asleep or am out of service or have a good excuse even but bc I just don’t want to be accessible or in a conversation, all the time, always

Nobody before the cell phone was available to communicate at every second of the day and I expect to be able to draw a boundary and respond to my friends when i can be fully present in interacting with them

People should be allowed to respond to you when it is comfortable for them to do so

[airgearcloudroad]

[dinosaurdamage-deactivated20250]

@kingduck303

[aezenatrus]

When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother.  They were furiously signing back and forth.  Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing.  My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”

[hellodaarius-deactivated2019070]

If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[imabrickshithouse]

“Use your inside hands!”

[meltedwings-kidicarus-deactivat]

USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM

[micdotcom]

“Angels” block the Westboro Baptist Church from protesting Orlando victim’s funeral

When a handful of Westboro Baptist Church members showed up Saturday at the funeral of Orlando shooting victim Christopher Leinonen, counterprotesters donning large, white angel wings were there to shield mourners. Members of the Orlando Shakespeare Theater put together the wings as a symbolic but also literal screen between the WBC and funeral attendees. An Orlando Police tweet later proved the efforts to stop the WBC worked.

[frankocean]

I read in the paper that my brothers are being thrown from rooftops blindfolded with their hands tied behind their backs for violating sharia law. I heard the crowds stone these fallen men if they move after they hit the ground. I heard it’s in the name of God. I heard my pastor speak for God too, quoting scripture from his book. Words like abomination popped off my skin like hot grease as he went on to describe a lake of fire that God wanted me in. I heard on the news that the aftermath of a hate crime left piles of bodies on a dance floor this month. I heard the gunman feigned dead among all the people he killed. I heard the news say he was one of us. I was six years old when I heard my dad call our transgender waitress a faggot as he dragged me out a neighborhood diner saying we wouldn’t be served because she was dirty. That was the last afternoon I saw my father and the first time I heard that word, I think, although it wouldn’t shock me if it wasn’t. Many hate us and wish we didn’t exist. Many are annoyed by our wanting to be married like everyone else or use the correct restroom like everyone else. Many don’t see anything wrong with passing down the same old values that send thousands of kids into suicidal depression each year. So we say pride and we express love for who and what we are. Because who else will in earnest? I daydream on the idea that maybe all this barbarism and all these transgressions against ourselves is an equal and opposite reaction to something better happening in this world, some great swelling wave of openness and wakefulness out here. Reality by comparison looks grey, as in neither black nor white but also bleak. We are all God’s children, I heard. I left my siblings out of it and spoke with my maker directly and I think he sounds a lot like myself. If I being myself were more awesome at being detached from my own story in a way I being myself never could be. I wanna know what others hear, I’m scared to know but I wanna know what everyone hears when they talk to God. Do the insane hear the voice distorted? Do the indoctrinated hear another voice entirely?

[lizardcheetos-deactivated202007]

someone take gimp away from me

[genonsoku]

HAVE WE BEEN KINKING THE KINKS ALL THIS TIME?

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

NO END IN SIGHT TO THE MADNESS

[gwylock-one-deactivated20170205]

How do you kinkshame someone whose kink is shame without having to kinkshame yourself for shaming someone who gets off on shame?

[celebrity-pharmacist]

HOW MUCH KINK COULD A KINKSHAME SHAME IF A KINKSHAME COULD SHAME KINK?

[maudmont]

maybe the real kinks are the kinks we shamed along the way

[maxamori-deactivated20160815]

Do you ever find these posts where you look at them and wonder what digital archaeologists in the year 3016 will say.

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[samiieus-deactivated20160825]

STOP KILLING US

[ruinedchildhood]