awesome wow

Idk what this is anymore. 30s.

[paperwan]

I’m not changing

[schr30der]

new hockey rule i just made up both teams share the same penalty box and they have to put cameras and mics in there

[dragonagegenerator]

fool (self-diagnosed)

[greymvs]

[dogpuppy]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it is just obvious to me that if you opened your eyes for even one second you would realize that Big Sweat invented the idea of going outside in the summer to make you produce more sweat

[gaytanic-panic]

[dailycatsblog]

[headspace-hotel]

Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive?

Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I’m sorry, it’s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream

Me: oh god

[7dmom]

I stopped being special for 2 seconds today and the pain? Unimaginable.

[beatricecenci]

Hossein Behzad (Iranian, 1894-1968)

Dreaming of the Beloved

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[pirategf]

love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[calliopechild]

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.